[detective]

It always happens. No matter what the latest weather event is, it the MSM says it was caused by global warming.

[IronJack]

Gets hotter? Global warming.
Gets colder? Global warming.
Stays the same? Global warming.
Drought? Global warming.
Floods? Global warming.
Halitosis? Global warming.
Lackluster sex life? Global warming.
Overheated sex life? Global warming.
Idiot elected president? ... Uh ... Yep. Global warming!

[PGR88]

All Powerful Global Warming can do as it pleases - it can make blizzards worse or make them weak. It can lower the seas or raise the seas. It will punish mankind at the time and place of its choosing due to a sinful and wanton mankind and its destruction of Mother Gaia

All hail Global Warming !

[<1/1,000,000th%]

And it causes sea ice to increase.

[Regulator]

The storm petered out and the forecasters had to apologize.

And everyone should get the same message: if they can’t predict a storm just 24 hours out, how in God’s name can they talk about what’s going to happen in 100 years!?

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

I wonder if Global Warming caused that 13 yr old boy to be possessed by the devil back around 1949?, hey, didnt they make a movie based on that event?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

It could also stunt the growth of turnips.

[kidd]

I live NE of Hartford. We were supposed to get 30 inches of snow and 5 foot drifts. Hundreds of thousands were expected to lose power.

We got about 14 inches and 2 foot drifts. No one lost power.

We have been getting about three such snow storms every winter for the past 30 years. I would be embarrassed to call this storm anything unusual.

The only thing that has increased is the hype.

[Sirius Lee]

Every person on Free Republic called it yesterday.

[heartwood]

If global warming causes blizzards then you’ll get negative feedback. More snow and ice = more of the sun’s heat reflected = cooling. Earth takes care of itself.

Last year, we did have a record late ice melt on the Great Lakes.

[molson209]

You do know these Global Warming Nuts will never give up

[gasport]

Forty years of child sacrifice hasn’t helped.

[Major Matt Mason]

GOP takes full control of Congress, global warming hysteria ensues. These liars are too predictable.

[IYAS9YAS]

These idiots would call a mile-thick glacier sitting on top of the entirety of North America a result of global warming.

[TBP]

Or not.

[jetson]

Global blizzards could make warming better.

[preacher]

[sergeantdave]

These global warming idiots will never answer:

What is the optimum temperature for Earth?

The only people who believe in man-made global warming are con-men, communists and their useful idiots.

[bjc]

Mooney is a “moonbat” of the first order. H/T Howie Carr.

[SandRat]