[IronJack]

Gets hotter? Global warming.
Gets colder? Global warming.
Stays the same? Global warming.
Drought? Global warming.
Floods? Global warming.
Halitosis? Global warming.
Lackluster sex life? Global warming.
Overheated sex life? Global warming.
Idiot elected president? ... Uh ... Yep. Global warming!

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

every time a democrat is caught in a lie, it’s global warming.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Idiot elected president? ... Uh ... Yep. Global warming!

I knew it! I just knew that had to be a logical explanation. Thanks for clearing it up.

[Proud_texan]

Haha, reminded me of the old Temptations song I Can't Get Next To You.

I can turn the gray sky blue
I can make it rain when I want it too
I can build a castle from a single grain of sand
I can make a ship sail on dry land

There ain't nothing that Global Warming can't do.