Posted on 01/14/2015 5:53:31 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae
It was at his annual pre-Golden Globes gala for J/P HRO that he revealed that girlfriend Charlize Theron convinced him to have his collection of nearly 65 firearms turned into a sculpture by artist Jeff Koons and then auctioned off for the Haiti relief organization.
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Must be those socialist studio bosses haven’t been sending him any scripts lately.
And it's not the head sitting upon his shoulders, if you get my drift...
NO chick is worth 65 guns. NOT ONE.
Based on his pattern with women, I think he has the artsy, sensitive type thing down pretty well.
It’s just that he’s an artsy sensitive type who enjoys kicking the cr*p out of people who take his picture. ;-)
Someone is there protecting you with guns. Now get rid of your armed guards.
Good question. It would be in keeping with his position to do so, but I don't think that was mentioned. As for his record, post # 43 has a link about his checkered past.
At first glance (i’m on a iPhone, small screen) that looked like a BAR in his right hand. I was about to start sobbing. Then I noticed the pistol grip.
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she’ll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
[Sax solo]
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match
Take it from me, she’s a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an’ she’s ug-leeee!
Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Ok, not one.
But what about Theron AND Scarlett Johansen?
</sarc>
Funny. Great song and beat. Remember it well. Thanks.
Angelina Jolie Mini-Me Adopts Black African Baby
Now that Emperor Obama has eliminated poverty in the USA, Hollywood gazillionaires direct their charity to third world bottomless pits like Haiti.....
From your post I just realized that she wants to marry a guy like her father.
And she doesn’t want him to be armed.
Yup. More issues there than National Geographic.
From Wikipedia
“Penn was charged with felony domestic assault, a charge for which he pleaded to a misdemeanor.”
Why was he not prosecuted for possession of these firearms.
That gets you up to 15 guns.
Long way to go to get to 65.
Unfortunately, celebrities are frequently give a pass because.... well, they’re celebrities.
The Clintons say thank you.
Separately, I have no problem with a nutter like Penn not having guns - as long as he voluntarily gave them up.
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