Sean Penn: I Don't Miss My Gun Collection

To: deoetdoctrinae

Must be those socialist studio bosses haven’t been sending him any scripts lately.

61 posted on 01/14/2015 6:31:11 AM PST by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)

To: deoetdoctrinae

Penn, in marrying and bedding the attractive Theron, has succumbed to using the wrong "head" in deciding to destroy his gun collection.

And it's not the head sitting upon his shoulders, if you get my drift...

62 posted on 01/14/2015 6:32:44 AM PST by HotHunt

To: deoetdoctrinae

NO chick is worth 65 guns. NOT ONE.

63 posted on 01/14/2015 6:33:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)

Based on his pattern with women, I think he has the artsy, sensitive type thing down pretty well.

It’s just that he’s an artsy sensitive type who enjoys kicking the cr*p out of people who take his picture. ;-)

64 posted on 01/14/2015 6:34:04 AM PST by tanknetter

To: deoetdoctrinae

Someone is there protecting you with guns. Now get rid of your armed guards.

65 posted on 01/14/2015 6:38:27 AM PST by Jabba the Nutt (You can have freedom or government schools. Choose one.)

To: barefoot_hiker

Did he also give up his coveted California CCW permit?

Good question. It would be in keeping with his position to do so, but I don't think that was mentioned. As for his record, post # 43 has a link about his checkered past.

66 posted on 01/14/2015 6:39:18 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)

At first glance (i’m on a iPhone, small screen) that looked like a BAR in his right hand. I was about to start sobbing. Then I noticed the pistol grip.

67 posted on 01/14/2015 6:40:29 AM PST by tanknetter

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68 posted on 01/14/2015 6:42:06 AM PST by NorthMountain (No longer TEA Party ... I'm the TAF Party)

Ok, not one.

But what about Theron AND Scarlett Johansen?

69 posted on 01/14/2015 6:42:51 AM PST by tanknetter

To: deoetdoctrinae

...have his collection of nearly 65 firearms turned into a sculpture by artist Jeff Koons and then auctioned off for the Haiti relief organization.

Lots of good that did...

</sarc>

70 posted on 01/14/2015 6:44:15 AM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)

To: NorthMountain

Funny. Great song and beat. Remember it well. Thanks.

71 posted on 01/14/2015 6:44:39 AM PST by HotHunt

She’s a nutball kook just like that fruitcake married to Brad Pitt.

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72 posted on 01/14/2015 6:50:08 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - Open Up!" "Must be another UPS delivery, honey.")

...have his collection of nearly 65 firearms turned into a sculpture by artist Jeff Koons and then auctioned off for the Haiti relief organization.

Now that Emperor Obama has eliminated poverty in the USA, Hollywood gazillionaires direct their charity to third world bottomless pits like Haiti.....

73 posted on 01/14/2015 6:55:12 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - Open Up!" "Must be another UPS delivery, honey.")

From your post I just realized that she wants to marry a guy like her father.

74 posted on 01/14/2015 6:55:46 AM PST by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)

And she doesn’t want him to be armed.

Yup. More issues there than National Geographic.

75 posted on 01/14/2015 6:57:37 AM PST by tanknetter

To: deoetdoctrinae

From Wikipedia

“Penn was charged with felony domestic assault, a charge for which he pleaded to a misdemeanor.”

Why was he not prosecuted for possession of these firearms.

76 posted on 01/14/2015 6:58:17 AM PST by Kadric

But what about Theron AND Scarlett Johansen?

That gets you up to 15 guns.

Long way to go to get to 65.

77 posted on 01/14/2015 7:08:38 AM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)

Unfortunately, celebrities are frequently give a pass because.... well, they’re celebrities.

78 posted on 01/14/2015 7:11:32 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)

...auctioned off for the Haiti relief organization.

The Clintons say thank you.

Separately, I have no problem with a nutter like Penn not having guns - as long as he voluntarily gave them up.

79 posted on 01/14/2015 7:11:57 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)

To: deoetdoctrinae; Hodar

I KNOW my husband loves me. However, he would NEVER give up his guns just because I asked him. More importantly, I'd never ask him because I love him!

80 posted on 01/14/2015 7:15:42 AM PST by zlala (Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)

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