Study Finds Most Infantrymen Want Females In Their Platoons (Satire)

DuffleBlog ^ | 01/11/15 | Maxx Butthurt

[Cry if I Wanna]

THE PENTAGON — A new gender integration study set to be released this week found that nearly 96 percent of infantrymen in the Army and Marine Corps would be “very excited” to have women integrated into their units, especially during combat deployments, Duffel Blog has learned.

“Naturally there were some patterns we saw after issuing the surveys,” Maj. Rodrick Hamill, a spokesman for the Pentagon, told reporters. “Almost all soldiers who described themselves as ‘pro female’ insisted that the women inducted be in top physical condition, and disease-free.”

[HiTech RedNeck]

Sweet, sweet amazon...

[SandRat]

OK,... what do their Wives’s, Fiance's or Girl Friend's at home say?

[PROCON]

[null and void]

Someone has to make the sammiches!

[Defiant]

Camp followers.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I recall Major Winter, who, as Lt. Winter, was company commander of Easy Company on D-Day, Bastogne, during Market-Garden, and battalion commander on into Brechtesgarten, said how we could have had whipped the Nazis months sooner if he’d had a couple of WACS in each platoon. /s

After the war he was offered a Regular Army commission. He was wise to decline and return to civilian life.

These people are morons.

[Louis Foxwell]

Women in the Navy is obviously a smashing success. nearly all are returned to off duty status due to pregnancy. Amazing how going to sea increases fecundity.

[dljordan]

“Amazing how going to sea increases fecundity.”

It’s the Seamen.

[Lurker]

+1.

[Hot Tabasco]

Study Finds Most Infantrymen Want Females In Their Platoons

Why not? There's still uniforms to be washed, barracks to be cleaned and meals to be cooked.........

[Redcitizen]

[Spok]

What’s new? Willie and Joe felt the same way.

[Louis Foxwell]

That’s right, blame it on the men, as though women had nothing to do with it.
You are undoubtedly correct. It is most definitely the seamen.