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Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[Darksheare]

The roboreolution has to begin somewhere.
The internet of things will see to it.
We will all eventually be Finchley.

[Tax-chick]

I’ll move back to the farm, first, and live in the early 20th century!

[moose07]

Not being defensive about it,Bob. In fact quite the opposite.
It was rather funny, tying the two posts together to make the joke.
Your Humour is fully appreciated around these parts. :)
BTW, There where Owls Hunting amongst the bushes up on the Ridgeway.

[Tax-chick]

One must be prepared to absorb a little raillery on the Undead Thread. The very-easily-offended leave, because they don’t understand jokes that are made in good nature.

I appreciate Bob’s humor even when I don’t get it.

[moose07]

No problems here TC.
I think my own unfiltered humour was just a little misunderstood thats all, nothing to worry about. :)

[Tax-chick]

I often say to myself, “I’ll bet that was a joke I didn’t understand!”

I am responsible for the general amity of the Undead Thread over the last ten years. I am the Defuser, the Conciliator, the Distractor - “Have a Kitten!” - the Insinuator of the Molasses Miasma of Niceness.

[ArGee]

The very-easily-offended leave, because they don’t understand jokes that are made in good nature.

Hmmm. I don't consider myself easily-offended but I like technical jokes better than natural ones. Jokes made in good nature just ESC me. (Get it?)

OK, I'm better at reading them than writing them.

[ArGee]

I often say to myself, “I’ll bet that was a joke I didn’t understand!”

That was one of my dad's lines. He'd say, "Boy, I think you're a joke Ijust don't understand."

[ArGee]

But will the 20th century be willing to live in you?

[Tax-chick]

I get it, which surprises me. Sionnsar was noted for highly technical humor. He was on something like the International Technical Standardization Board, which produced much foreign travel and pictures of multinational bearded nerds looking incredibly bored.

[Tax-chick]

I was born in 1966, which is about where the Missouri property stopped advancing.

[ArGee]

And only 900 years after the battle of Hastings.

[ArGee]

A room full of bored, balding, bearded geeks?

I get the willies just THINKING about it.

[Tax-chick]

Not relevant, probably, but true.

For all I know, I had ancestors on both sides, like Monkey Face. We just haven’t done the work to find them. My cousin’s efforts petered out in a courthouse fire in early 19th century Virginia.

[NoCmpromiz]

Sheila Jackson Lee as anchor!

...thus replacing grandiose embellishment with egregious stupidity.

Umm.. does have a certain, um, sense of elan..

[stephenjohnbanker]

Well, they don’t come any dumber than SJL.

[Tax-chick]

they don’t come any dumber than SJL

Alcee Hastings?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Lee by 2 points: )

SJLee 2004 “ Mr. Chairman, I rise in opposition to the 4 th amendment to the Constitution ! “

The gallery exploded in laughter......

[Tax-chick]

Okay, that’s hard to beat.

[stephenjohnbanker]

: )