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Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[stephenjohnbanker]

” And then you could replace Brian Williams at NBC..”

I want Sheila Jackson Lee as anchor!

[Monkey Face]

I might fudge on my own taxes, but not on someone else’s. I’ve seen what the IRS can do, and was a victim of them because of my now late husband.

Back in the day, he got a letter from IRS saying he owed $1200. He blew it off. Come time to sell our home and move from MO to VA and there was a $1200 lien on the home I didn’t know about. He was already in VA and I was stuck with the bank and the IRS. Because of that, we were a day late getting out of there, and I drove through a snowstorm with my two kids, a cat and a dog.

You can bet I was not happy to see him.

[stephenjohnbanker]

IRS just rehired 141 former employees who owe back taxes. They are scum.

[Monkey Face]

I researched the books and found some (4) herbs that, if taken together, should lower my BP. I was surprised that I was able to find them in bottles I could afford on payday. The total for this little batch was $31. Since I’m giving up one herb that costs $35 a month, this will fit in nicely.

Of course, I can’t get them now, but I will order them on the 3rd.

Now I’m going to make a revised pill list and print up a copy for me and for the doctor.

[Monkey Face]

We are breaking records every day, now. It’s far too early, but my rain dances aren’t working well. ;o]

[stephenjohnbanker]

: )

[Tax-chick]

Sounds like a plan. I need to read Kathleen an elephant book, she says.

[Tax-chick]

I only see network news if I’m in the doctor’s waiting room.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I only see network news if I’m in the doctor’s waiting room.”

Good thinking. You watch the news, you get ill.....doctor is right there!

[ArGee]

I’m sure you can get someone to adjust your sights at a shooting range.

[ArGee]

No, no, no. Too wordy. Let's just tighten that up a little, removing the needless words.

IRS are scum.

There, that's better.

[ArGee]

It’d probably be cheaper to just go outside and graze.

Have you ever seen a cow with high BP? They are some of the most laid-back creatures on earth. They can watch a SOTU speech and just chew cud like nothing important is happening (which, by the way, would be true).

I vote for the grass.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Why, thank you!

[ArGee]

I gave all my records away a long time ago.

Now all I have to get rid of are those CDs, which I thought were going to replace all my records before people started downloading singles.

They’re not nearly as satisfying to break.

[ArGee]

I gave all my records away a long time ago.

Now all I have to get rid of are those CDs, which I thought were going to replace all my records before people started downloading singles.

They’re not nearly as satisfying to break.

[ArGee]

Uh-oh. Looks -oh. Looks like I -oh. Looks like I entered like I entered another brea -oh. Looks like I entered another breach in the another breach in the time con breach in the time continuum.

[ArGee]

Stay tuned. We’ll find out together.

[Darksheare]

“Roomba’d”
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3255561/posts

[ArGee]

Are we moving again? I just got the LAST box unpacked.

[Tax-chick]

Yet another reason to vacuum with no AI assistance. I don’t even trust other humans with my vacuum!