I gave all my records away a long time ago.
Now all I have to get rid of are those CDs, which I thought were going to replace all my records before people started downloading singles.
They’re not nearly as satisfying to break.
Uh-oh. Looks -oh. Looks like I -oh. Looks like I entered like I entered another brea -oh. Looks like I entered another breach in the another breach in the time con breach in the time continuum.