I often say to myself, “I’ll bet that was a joke I didn’t understand!”
I am responsible for the general amity of the Undead Thread over the last ten years. I am the Defuser, the Conciliator, the Distractor - “Have a Kitten!” - the Insinuator of the Molasses Miasma of Niceness.
That was one of my dad's lines. He'd say, "Boy, I think you're a joke Ijust don't understand."