Navy nixes ‘global force for good’ slogan (VIDEO)

guns.com ^ | 12/17/2014 | Jennifer Cruz

[rktman]

After five years, the U.S. Navy has decided to do away with the “global force for good” slogan and replace it with something that hits a little closer to home.

[mmichaels1970]

Well .. I’m sorry for mentioning it.

It was just a joke.

[pabianice]

How about, “We’re like ACORN... with boats!”

[Barry Cratus]

This is what Navy personnel at sea and on shore get to experience at your local Navy installation:

[ProtectOurFreedom]

” Boom Boom Out Go The Lights”

Yep. Or "We squash you like bug"

[twister881]

"Navy...the smallest we've been since before World War I"

"Navy...Our Nutjob SecNav Makes Us Run on $100/gallon Bio-fuel"

[twister881]

"Navy...We Have More Admirals Than Ships"

[EEGator]

“Rum, sodomy, and the lash...”

[JimRed]

The slogan when I enlisted was “An Honored Profession”.

[JimRed]

“Navy. It’s not just a job. It’s $96.78 a week.”

$88 a month when I enlisted.

[wetgundog]

It’s not just a Job, it’s $89.90 a month.

(From old SNL spoof ad)

[dfwgator]

See #34

[Billthedrill]

I sort of liked

We want you!
We want you!
We want you as a new recruit!

(It was nearly used in real life until somebody told the Admiral, uh, about the, you know, Village People...)

[rabidralph]

You mean like Santa in fatigues?

[rabidralph]

The permanent slogan should be “We put ordnance on target.”

[CyberAnt]

Well .. you got me .. I guess I just have so much regard for our military, I didn’t pick up on the joke.

Sorry for being a party pooper.

[rktman]

M-y
A-ss
R-ides
I-n
N-avy
E-quipment

[rktman]

LOL! Had some interesting times as an E-2 working with the Jack of the dust. Nice pork rolls and other goodies. :>}

[rktman]

Except the C-130 probably holds more (or some other hilarious thing the (p)otus said the other day.)

[PLMerite]

“Or just come across a wide open southern border.”

“But that’s the Army’s responsibility.”