The Obamas: How We Deal with Our Own Racist Experiences

People Magazine ^ | 12/17/2014 | Sandra Sobieraj Westfall

[Gaffer]

I’d sooner believe that pigs could fly out of my butt than either of those two’s stories.

[Gaffer]

That little ‘spontaneous’ trip to Target was a media put up.

Anyone who believes that whole store wasn’t recce’d beforehand and carefully ‘staged’ ought to see me about a bridge I have to sell.

[HomerBohn]

"I think people forget that we've lived in the White House for six years," the first lady told PEOPLE...

Skeeter and Moochie aren't out of that place yet and when they are out the place will have to be fumigated and thoroughly scrubbed down.

Silver and other artifacts that have been taken must be replaced. Whatever happened to that bust of Churchill?

[HomerBohn]

"..... who had his share of troubles catching crabs,”

What, Sly, are you talking about?

BO never had a beard.

[Slyfox]

I have heard, but have no first hand knowledge of the fact, that bathhouses are a great place to pick up crabs.

Oh, I meant cabs.

[HomerBohn]

I have heard, but have no first hand knowledge of the fact, that bathhouses are a great place to pick up crabs.

And that's exactly why the bathers sport a clean shaven face. Ask Skeeter Obama. He knows. He always knows everything.