I'll let that very low hanging fruit be...
Jesus Christ: You can’t impeach Him and He ain’t gonna resign.
Posted on 12/09/2014 11:27:12 AM PST by Kaslin
Nice camelhair coat.
Probably $1,200 worth...
Now, That's FUNNY.
He should be in jail for the least, tax evasion
LOL!
The same Neverteenth of Never as Charles Rangel's and Tim Geithner's.
The phoney reverends really want to be seen as a modern-day Martin Luther King. They’re not. They are scam artists, frauds, fakes.
The moment MKL was killed, jackson ran in to take his place. They are both frauds.
“Nice camelhair coat.
Probably $1,200 worth...”
Fine, I’ll take it!
You hit the nail square on the head
but I gotsta hab me some walkin round money yo.
I'll let that very low hanging fruit be...
Jesus Christ: You can’t impeach Him and He ain’t gonna resign.
Brilliant!!
I was traveling between Jacksonville and Orange Park the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to Orange Park.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
"Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
I kept this one : )
Ha!!.....
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Yadkin Ripple in Boonville, NC, and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis &Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
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