Deer hunter’s 8-point trophy wasn’t a buck

The Wichita Eagle ^ | Updated 12/06/2014 7:11 AM | Michael Pearce

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Imagine that...a chick with a nice rack!

[duckman]

Show a North East city dweller (NYC) that picture and he will think it’s a horse with a gland problem.

[Celtic Conservative]

Yeah, it’s pretty rare to find a girl with a nice rack by me, too.

CC

[Sooth2222]

It didn’t have the right private parts.

Deer have "private parts"?

[MrB]

[dfwgator]

“Oh see the dear....”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5FjvH3AJc

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Oh no! HATE CRIME! He killed a transgender deer! Call out the LGQBTC Brown Shirts! March in the streets! Demand justice!

[Chickensoup]

Wells?

SoPo?

Bangah?

I don’t get around enough anymore!

Friend grew up in Ogunquit and told me if one dropped his wallet in the town confines, one kicked the wallet over the town line before picking it up.

[VRWCarea51]

Oh nice, a Horny Doe.

I bet she never gets in a Rut during mating season.

Ba da Bing...

Be here all week folks.

[billorites]

[TexasRepublic]

“It was … trying to follow the does around, but they wanted nothing to do with her,” Rorie said.

Nobody wants a queer deer.

[Bon mots]

I hate when that happens.
When I was a younger lad, my good old buddy picked up a floozy in a sleazy bar... he was not too drunk, she said her name was Pat...

...anyway, what an odd deer.

[Kenny Bunk]

That's BANG-Ore.

To pronounce it otherwise marks one as a native of Massholia, a state somewhat to the south. Ted Kennedy was famous for saying "Bang-ah? I haadly noo'ah."

BTW, if your friend grew up in Ogunquit, he needs your sympathy, but don't turn your back.

[ro_dreaming]

LGBT* to protest the murder of their “sister/brother” in the struggle for equality!

/sarc tag needed?
//I knew some animals had “homosexual” tendencies for domination, but never knew of “transsexual” animals.

[KC Burke]

but will she be allowed to marry in Kansas and is she allowed to pick her restroom of choice?

[upcountry miss]

For 80 plus years (I’m sure for the first couple years of my life I had no reason to utter the word Bangor) I have pronounced it Bang-Gore (soft g, hard g) but whatever.

[Chickensoup]

Out ta Famin’ton way tis called Bahngar

[Chickensoup]

Out ta Famin’ton way tis called Bahngar

jeeszuly

[Fast Moving Angel]

Well, a buck is a little doe ;-)

[Kenny Bunk]

Bang-Gore

Ayuh, you win the prize for phonetic spelling of proper English. However, in Ted Kennedy's defense, I never heard nothin' bout him and Gore.

Attention all FReepers from away. Lissen up. it's

BANG-GORE.