[WMarshal]

And so it begins.

America is at risk for an ongoing low-frequency ebola crisis but places like India packed full of poor, malnourished, millions without access to clean water and decent sanitation could be devastated.

[null and void]

If a quarantine saves just one child's life, it's worth it.

Bring out your dead! The Dark Man cometh! Bring out your dead! The Dark Man cometh! Bring out your......

(Since all records of obama's past were lost in a tragic boating accident and fire, no one can be certain that the guy in the red circle isn't him...)

Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.

The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.

So far the false positive rate is 100%.

At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.

*sigh* Such is life, and death...

[Viennacon]

Holy *****

I can think of no worse place to have an ebola outbreak. Remember, its still here in sleeper form, with the illegal invaders.HHS is keeping it under wraps for the emperor’s approval ratings

[tumblindice]

To Whom It May Consern:

I do hereby certify that this here Indian (non-woo woo) feller is pure OD disease-free.

Signed,
Dr. Eustace Charleston Haney
Green Acres, Liberia

[heartwood]

Just give him saltpeter for another couple months.

[Organic Panic]

I thought the Ebola czar and Obala said quarantine is the worst thing you can do when there is an ebola outbreak.

[Smokin' Joe]

Ping...

A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread

[zeestephen]

Ebola in India?

Uh, oh.

I read a 20th Century history of India not too long ago.

Before World War 2, the British were jubilant if they could keep Indian plague deaths below 1 million each year.

[Caipirabob]

Oh no...Prayers for India!!! Good Lord, please protect these people from this nightmare...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ebola virus can be present in semen long after the person recovers from the disease.

[tomkat]

Ruh Roh . . .

[Gritty]

Hey. Not to worry. We have our Ebola Czar on the job. He is controlling the flow of "news" from the propaganda organs to the Stupid People.

What could possibly go wrong as long as we can keep all this potential panic (and discrimination) under control?