'Vacation Breasts' May Be Next Big Thing in Plastic Surgery

ABC Good Morning America ^ | 11/11/14 | Genevieve Shaw Brown

[njslim]

Think of it as test driving plastic surgery: You wouldn't buy a car without driving it, seeing how it feels when you sit in the seat. So why should breasts be any different? The New York plastic surgeon who developed the "insta breast," a saline injection into the breast that gives the impression of implants for 24 hours, is now working on a method that would last two to three weeks.

[Norm Lenhart]

Sometimes, a man’s just gotta take risks to feel fully alive!

[wvguy]

It’s gonna be a tad bit nippley out tonight in the midwest!

[Norm Lenhart]

Sam Kinneson had a response to that. It can’t be posted. But it involved less blessed women and a beatdown ;)

[no-to-illegals]

but it’s them Ds, Es and Fs that break the bank

[saleman]

NOT GUILTY!!!!!

oh crap.....

[Norm Lenhart]

Someone really should ping him... ;)

[Norm Lenhart]

Banks, hearts, what the hell. Empires fell for less. You only live once ;)

[no-to-illegals]

or you have two of ‘em

[SgtHooper]

Instead of saline, how about two of your favorite liquors or wines! THEN, let the fun begin!

[xrmusn]

“wow. I guess I did have too much to drink. I thought there was something there last night.”
= = = = = = = = = = = =
Old Navy Chief shows up at an exclusive jewelry store 10 minutes before closing time with a ‘hot’ blond on his arm.
They pull out the most expensive stones in the shop with the intention of making a ring.
She makes her choice, the Chief says fine and pulls out a checkbook and asks to borrow the phone to make a money transfer.
When done he hands the check to the Owner, hands the stone to him and tells the girl she can come back Monday afternoon to get the ring fitted and by then the check will have cleared.
Monday AM, the Chief comes happily in the shop and announces that something is wrong and the transfer didn’t take, so just cancel the order.
“Your lady friend will be disappointed”
“She will get over it BUT I sure did have one hell of a weekend”.

Really got to keep you eye on these old Vets ALL the time.

[no-to-illegals]

is it round?

[Norm Lenhart]

Well they often travel in pairs...

5 Movie buff points to the Freeper that can ID that reference.

[mikrofon]

“Last night I came in at 2 with a 40-DD, but woke up at 10 with 2 AA’s...”

[no-to-illegals]

it’s round and small

[Norm Lenhart]

Hey leave my junk out of this ;)

[no-to-illegals]

what????

[no-to-illegals]

pick up your bags and get in the limousine

[trisham]

Soon we’ll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away.

[no-to-illegals]

Norm ... We are on Vacation ....

[Norm Lenhart]

Self depreciating humor. ;)