Posted on 11/09/2014 6:16:45 AM PST by Kaslin
Elections bring out some weird critters, eh? Folks I’ve never seen in my neighborhood, as in ever, suddenly rock up at Whole Foods, pre-election, wearing a Statue of Liberty spiked crown and Borat’s thong, screaming at me to vote for weed to be legalized while I’m just trying to buy a pint of chicken noodle.
Indeed, our elections have become an amazing amalgam of Anonymous auguring for anarchy; Paulbots looking for liberty, RuPaul stumping for trannies, Commies vying for tyranny and that fat, toothless black lady yapping for a free Obama phone, y’all!
Truth be told, and I know it’s weird to tell the truth during election cycles, but I love it. At least we have the wherewithal to express issues that are muy importante to us because they sure as shizzle aren’t afforded such liberties in Suckistan.
Elections and the activists that fuel them to moi, are a Star Wars bar scene, mixed with the most diverse menagerie known to mankind, sprinkled with a little Lincoln Road, a slice of Austin with a splash of a Benny Hinn healing line, all shaken up into one human cocktail of political kookiness. Of course, there’s the staid and the sane that make up the concerned rudder amongst us, but good Lawd, it does get bizarre during this time of year.
There’s one chick that’s floated to the top of pop political zaniness in the last couple of years that I find an entertaining and an exemplary model of the best public schools and liberalism have to offer.
Her name? Liberal Chick.
Her game? Well, according to her Facebook page she’s “a right wingers worst nightmare…helping liberals everywhere understand what they believe and exposing conservatives for who they are.”
Yep, Liberal Chick is on a one-woman crusade to systematically root out conservative principles and cheerlead her progressive ideals, primarily via the means of memes, lots of hash tags, misspelled words and fifteen-second videos.
Sadly for Liberal Chick, her beloved Leftists suffered a massive and embarrassing shellacking of biblical proportions last week, thwarting all her good hash tag efforts to further her feckless worldview.
Never one to be daunted, Liberal Chick mustered her might to explain, via video, why Obama’s lackeys got so brutally hammered in the midterms. Her explanation? Well, you’ve got to see and hear it for yourselves by clicking Liberal Chick's video below. Enjoy and don’t forget to follow this kooky broad on Facebook.
Liberal Chick: 'Our Founder George Jefferson Would Not Approve of the GOP Voter Suppression Win
We’re moving on up...
Radicles?
Let's consult our friend Mr. Dictionary:
rad·i·cle (rad'i-kĕl), Do not confuse this word with radical.
A rootlet or structure resembling one, as the radicle of a vein, a minute veinlet joining with others to form a vein, or the radicle of a nerve, a nerve fiber that joins others to form a nerve; the smallest branches of a vessel or nerve. [L. radicula, dim. of radix, root]
I was kind of hoping this is a joke. But probably not. LOL
Well, first of all, Jesus is alive today (I guess she never heard of the Resurrection and His Ascension into heaven), and secondly she has never bothered to read God's Word.
Matthew 10: 34-39
34 “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35 For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. 36 And a person's enemies will be those of his own household. 37 Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me, and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. 38 And whoever does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. 39 Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it."
I guess my first and only question is what was author Doug Giles doing at Whole Foods in the first place?
Campbell’s makes a perfectly good canned soup that doesn’t come with all the trappings of the uber liberal Whole Foods.
I looked at her Facebook page. I wonder if this is actually satire and she is really making fun of Democrats and Liberals. Just a thought....but the sad reality is she isn't. I have met more deceived, foolish Americans in the last 10 years than I could count.
Don’t you just love it when liberals, who wouldn’t recognize Jesus if He washed their feet, speak for Him in justifying their petty tyrannies?
It’s not just that. She also apparently has no clue what the Democrat Party stands for, either.
It’s satire by Liberal Chick
She makes her first mistake in saying Jesus is not alive today.
Maybe her ideas are a bit goofy, but she is a grate speler!
It’s tongue in cheek stuff, she is making liberals look stupid on purpose
I'm pretty sure that is the case.
Liberal Chick is a known parody account.
She almost certainly is a conservative plant mocking the stupidity of liberals.
I just watched a few more of her videos on YouTube. On one, she's asking people if they know who this "Ben Ghazi" person is.
She's funny, and succeeds in mocking libs.
Definitely satire
Liberal Chick is making fun of....LIBERALS...not conservatives. All you have to do is listen to her version of the Lord's prayer...."The STATE is my shepherd....Psalms 666."
PEOPLE....IT'S SATIRE poking fun at liberal insanity. It's obviously really good satire because a whole lot of people are fooled... :)
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