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Woman Arrested After Becoming Trapped in Chimney at Thousand Oaks Home
KTLA Morning News ^ | October 19, 2014 | Unknown

Posted on 10/20/2014 7:18:24 AM PDT by Maceman

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To: Larry Lucido

Next time, the guy should start up the fireplace.


41 posted on 10/20/2014 9:19:40 AM PDT by goldi
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To: Larry Lucido
Yep her lips look like they have been kissing bricks!


42 posted on 10/20/2014 9:35:19 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Maceman

Beware of chimney inspectors.


43 posted on 10/20/2014 9:47:12 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: RightGeek


44 posted on 10/20/2014 9:58:36 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: caligatrux

Twice last year for me.. I probably should have let that last twinkie go.


45 posted on 10/20/2014 1:50:14 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: FunkyZero

Yup. Bad puns are my fave. :)

That guy must gotten ahold of that Funky Cold Medina.


46 posted on 10/20/2014 6:05:32 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Guilty. You’re damaged goods, lady.


47 posted on 10/20/2014 10:17:50 PM PDT by conservative98
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To: Rennes Templar

“For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local library and look at the diagrams...”

OR

For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local doctor and have an IQ test.

or
skip the first two and just check into jail, save everyone time and money


48 posted on 10/20/2014 10:34:37 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Nailbiter
I wonder how long it will be before she is asked out on another date? Beware, fellows!
49 posted on 10/21/2014 3:14:15 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Maceman

Christmas season starting early this year ...


50 posted on 10/21/2014 3:16:20 PM PDT by x
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To: Lockbar

“Perhaps she should have thought ahead and lubed the chimney BEFORE she made her attempt. What if that guy had been on vacation?”

He could have made sure she was credited with winning the Hide and Seek contest?


51 posted on 10/21/2014 3:21:17 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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