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Woman Arrested After Becoming Trapped in Chimney at Thousand Oaks Home
KTLA Morning News ^
| October 19, 2014
| Unknown
Posted on 10/20/2014 7:18:24 AM PDT by Maceman
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:18:24 AM PDT
by
Maceman
To: Maceman
Time for the dysfunctional girlfriend memes......
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:20:34 AM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Maceman
She appears to be a ‘bunny boiler’.
To: Maceman
Oh come on! Who among us hasn't gotten trapped in a chimney now and then? Am I right?
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:21:31 AM PDT
by
caligatrux
(They always said that the living would envy the dead.)
To: Maceman
It’s Christmas in October.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:22:37 AM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: caligatrux
Women never too THAT much interest in me.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:23:57 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
To: RightGeek
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:24:37 AM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Maceman
On the up side, he got his chimney cleaned for free.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:26:21 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
"She appears to be a bunny boiler"I suppose that's your idea of a little joke, hmm?
Well I'm not laughing am I?
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:27:01 AM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Maceman
Next time she should bring her own lube.
To: smokingfrog
Oops. Looks like they had to destroy part of the chimney. Hopefully his insurance will cover it.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:30:00 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Maceman
The jury will now make render its verdict.
To: Maceman
She was later identified as Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, a 30-year-old Thousand Oaks resident, and arrested for allegedly illegally entering a residence and providing false information to a peace officer, the VCSD stated in a news release. The homes resident, who did not wish to be identified, said he had met Nunez-Figueroa online and they had gone on about six dates. THE CHIMNEY SONG
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp There's something stuck up in the chimney
and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all night long
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right
That there's something in the chimney
and it doesn't make a sound
But I wish you Merry Christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all week long
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do
'Cause there's something in the chimney
and it doesn't move around
And it's been a week since Christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all month long
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace
That there's something in the chimney
and it doesn't talk at all
And it's been there since last Christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all year long
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here"
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas
And we'll have him every Christmas
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:31:58 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Maceman
What goes up a chimney down but can´t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella or your girlfriend.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:36:17 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: gorush
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:38:38 AM PDT
by
Maceman
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:40:39 AM PDT
by
jagusafr
(the American Trinity (Liberty, In G0D We Trust, E Pluribus Unum))
To: Maceman
She’s lucky she’s alive—few years back a psychotic Doctor got trapped and died attempting the same thing in Bakersfield.
To: jagusafr
“Nah, its flue season.”
Put a damper on the puns.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:53:26 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: smokingfrog
"On the up side, he got his chimney cleaned dismantled for free."
To: Maceman
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:54:43 AM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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