Trigger warning please': National Review’s Lena Dunham cover ‘makes me want to die’

Twitchy ^ | October 16, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Winning Glamour magazine’s “Woman of the Year” award proved that “Girls” star Lena Dunham had nowhere to go but up — case in point: the actress appears on the coveted front cover of National Review this week.

[Rome2000]

Not going to disparage her, just appreciate the warning, I’ll be ready when I fire up the Kindle.

[Bubba_Leroy]

She is what we used to refer to as a triple bagger. One bag to cover her head, a second bad to cover your head in case her bag fell off, and a third bag to barf in if both of the first two bags fell off.

Also referred to as a raccoon date. If you woke up in the morning in bed with her and she was asleep on your arm you would chew off your arm to get away rather than wake her up.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Beat me to it

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way down

[dragonblustar]

That ain’t right..... I was just about to eat dinner.

[jiggyboy]

It’s photoshopped. I’m certain I can make out the author’s name; the rest might be the title of his article. Compare it to the photo in response 8 here, which has no text at all.

[VRWC For Truth]

Coyote ... as in ugly.

[dragonblustar]

A nuke war started.... I'll launch back with a Hillary!

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[Bubba_Leroy]

I wouldn't touch her wearing one of these.

[Bubba_Leroy]

[bicyclerepair]

She should get that skin condition on her right shoulder looked at. Looks nasty.

[dfwgator]

[exit82]

She isn’t good enough to be a VN hooker in Cu Chi.

She makes me think Sum Ting Wong with her.

[Covenantor]

I know I'm old but are young women really bringing their lab samples on first dates?

And what's up with the hazmat pants?

[ozzymandus]

Why would anybody give one second of publicity to this creature? What’s the deal, NR?? That mag really went to hell when Buckley died.

[tet68]

Come on, you know there would be some dumb horny
O311 out in Mo Duc who would think she was the
best looking roundeye he’d seen in 7 months.
You get kinda crazy when you ain’t short.

[gop4lyf]

Palate cleanser.....

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

I agree, I cannot stand women with tattoos.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

I could but I won’t.

[skepsel]

I thought the third bag was for your dog so he wouldn’t see what you were up to lose all respect for you.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Pajama boy no doubt. I would have to scrub my shizz no doubt and then check into rehab.