Trigger warning please': National Review’s Lena Dunham cover ‘makes me want to die’

Twitchy ^ | October 16, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Winning Glamour magazine’s “Woman of the Year” award proved that “Girls” star Lena Dunham had nowhere to go but up — case in point: the actress appears on the coveted front cover of National Review this week.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Back in my college days it would take a full bottle of booze too do you know what... maybe. Even then I could gather my senses. This woman is vile and if I did wake up next to her I bet it would be impossible to just leave anomalously. She probably doesn't sleep.

A disgusting human this one is.

[Boogieman]

If I ever woke up next to that, despite being a Christian, I would strongly consider suicide as an option.

[tet68]

After getting drunk and stoned, she probably doesn’t
even remember who it was that slept with her...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

By the time I had enough booze to be willing, I’d no longer be able.

[Doctor 2Brains]

for later

[goldstategop]

Ughh... I hate any one who wears tattoos - they never look good.

Just another sign of how low the standards at National Review have fallen. I find the cover picture downright repulsive.

Shame on the NR staff.

[dragonblustar]

No worries for you, she’d most likely go after a woman.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[GreensKeeperWillie]

I cannot and wiil not look but in a show of solidarity, I have lost my will to live.

[RetiredTexasVet]

“This woman is vile and if I did wake up next to her I bet it would be impossible to just leave anomalously.....”

Talk to your father or older person and have them explain the terms “Coyote ugly and Two Coyote Ugly”.

[ealgeone]

no pics....please!

[fieldmarshaldj]

The Millenials’ Helen Thomas.

[OldSmaj]

She drinks urine with a straw?

[Little Bill]

She isn’t good enough to be a VN hooker in Cu Chi.

[goldstategop]

NR has gone the way of liberal rags.

Are they trying to get the tattooed lesbian spinster demos on board?

That’s a cover that makes me want to vomit, if not to die.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

[Celtic Conservative]

I can understand tattooing a loved one's name, but who is egotistical enough to tattoo their own name on themselves?

CC

[goldstategop]

Tattoos are like scars. No one wearing them looks attractive. Period.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

How ‘bout “lights on and ligbts off”. I’m a woman.....but I’ve heard that one. ;)

[twister881]

Q: What’s the difference between Lena Dunham and a bowling ball?
A: If you had to, you could eat a bowling ball.