Why are there so many homeless in San Francisco? I thought it was a liberal utopia?
But will homosexuals use these portable toilets to meet up, creating an unintended consequence? Will druggie types go in there and shoot up? They will have needle disposal bins? Sounds like they expect druggie types to go in there. Which in turn creates yet another unintended consequence.
My guess is these private little way-stations will be used for much, much more than just elimination. My guess is that the gerbil population in San Francisco is extremely forlorn at this prospect.
There ain’t enough time left to get all the excrement out of SF. Some of it has even spread to d.c. Hi nancy!
They let sick-O’s and perverts walk around nude.
They should put toilet seats on the buses, trolley cars and park benches.
I had enough of SF way back when.
I lived one block off the panhandle and people would sleep in their cars,wake up and relieve themselves in the streets.
Walking through the park one afternoon, a guy just stopped,pulled down his pants and took a poop.
I couldn’t take my daughter to certain areas,needles everywhere,a public park used as a dump.
If you feed the pigeons on your patio, you get a lot of pigeon crap on your patio.
Cause and effect escapes the socialists.
“So, Bob, how’s that son of yours doing?”
“He got a job working for the city of San Francisco.”
“What’s he doing there?”
“He counts turds.”
“My, my.....look at the time. I’ve got to get going.”
Hey! Maybe they could solve the problem of the human excrement in the Offal Office, and in the offices of the Department of Jesters, headed by that lump, “Lamp” Holder.
They should send all the “migrant children” there. It’ll remind them of their home. SF is no better than a third-world hellhole.
“I left my turd
In San Francisco.
High on a hill
It rolled down on a tourist.”
Lieberals have turned this beautiful city into a dumping grounds. Literally. It’s time to take back our streets America! Put these homeless people back into the institutions where they will get the care they need. What have we allowed ourselves to become?
“OK. Item number four on the agenda is about our problem with feces in the street.”
“Is that a new band?”
“No, it’s turds on the sidewalk.”
“Oh.”
I think that we should approach this problem in a modern, progressive manner.”
“Didn’t we try that once before? Didn’t we pay people to not take a growler on the sidewalk?”
“Yes, the ‘Buck A Dump Program’ didn’t work out. But that’s because the Republicans didn’t give us enough money.”
“So what’s our high tech solution going to be.”
“You’ve seen those robot vacuum cleaners? Well, we have The Super Pooper Seven Thousand! It’s the latest in automated pooper scoopers.”
“Didn’t that thing scoop up Nancy Pelosi in the demonstration?”
“There’s always some problems with any new technology.”
They’ll crap right next to the toilets. It’s their “lifestyle”.
Bwaaa!!!
If they concluded that the highest concentration of human excrement was in the Tenderloin, they obviously didn’t visit the Board of Supervisors.