Al Gore Won’t Rule Out 2016 Run for President

Rightwing News ^ | April 30, 2014 | Dave Blount

[ProudFossil]

CAn you imagine the results if he gets the nomination, spouts all the crap about global warming, and then there is a blizzard covering the whole east coast, sub zero weather in the heartland, and both out west ON ELECTION DAY in November? I am already stocking up on popcorn and rum.

[Nifster]

You mean this isn’t from The Onion????

[I want the USA back]

al gore is a joke.
I’ll never forgive the media for trying to package him as an alpha male including pictures of his “package.”

[PghBaldy]

He would quite possibly be the winner. This could be a disaster- another sex fiend (like Clinton), and one who now has a huge chip on his shoulder (like Obama).

[dead]

If you pretend you're thinking about running for president, an associate can set up an "exploratory committee" to legally accept "donations" for the possibility. Once the elections occur and you don't run, all that money becomes much more fungible and you can throw it around in a great variety of ways. That's why George Pataki "considered running" about four different times. And Sharpton and Trump and Cuomo and Kucinich and all these other gavones.

Al Gore made some money selling enviro panic, but the great lump of his massive fortune comes from his creative ways of selling his political influence to global corporations looking for government access and favors.

[CdMGuy]

Put Gore and Hillary in a ring together and let them fight it out. Funny thing, but I bet she would win by a country mile. Gore is such a pantywaiste.

[ponygirl]

Has a divorcee ever won the presidency?

A guy with a Beard has.

[MHGinTN]

Yeah, but he was a lot taller and sane.

[ponygirl]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beard

[Alas Babylon!]

In the future, TV wrestlers with machine guns will be considered presidential.

[SoFloFreeper]

[NonValueAdded]

And here I thought he was just doing it for the Nobel. You could be right.

[wastedyears]

They’ll win it again due to vote fraud that would make Lenin soil his pants.

[wastedyears]

Why are you sorry about the Algore’s size?

[cookcounty]

"He's still married to Tipper, but is living with another woman. That will cause some trouble for him.

Not with Democrats. They'll give him a Lifetime Achievement Award.

[MHGinTN]

I was thinking of Abe Lincoln ...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I guess he’s looking for a new way to steal other people’s money now that his “global warming” scam has been exposed as a fraud and has collapsed.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Or how about a Gore-Hidebeast ticket? Call them the “Demon duo”. Holy God imagine that nightmare? President Gore and VP Hitlery. Considering the shape the country is now, that would be like nuking the Titanic as it sinks.

[ScottinVA]

I hope he does run. Wherever he goes to speak, it snows.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

My feeling is he's a sociopath with absolutely no understanding of human emotion, so he fakes emotions which is why he comes across as so transparent like that time he did that big kiss with Tipper which made everybody cringe because it was so incredibly contrived. Or the eye rolling when he debated Bush and the over the top sighs. The guy is definitely comes across as a sociopath which no doubt is why Democrats would want him as POTUS.