Feds to Furloughed Employees: Checking Gov't Email During Shutdown a 'Criminal Offense'

The Weekly Standard ^ | October 7, 2013 | JERYL BIER

[Daffynition]

It's time.

[I want the USA back]

That’s a criminal offense, but a gang of minority thugs beating up an innocent old man is NOT.

[BwanaNdege]

In related news, seismographs around DC have been registering “swarms” of micro-earthquakes.

Alarmed, geologists have investigated every theory as to the source & cause of these micro-earthquakes.

1) Magma flows prior to a new volcano?

2) The earth preparing to open up and swallow the Federal Government?

It was finally determined that the tremors were coming from the Oval Office. King Barry was stamping his foot, saying, “I will have my way, I will have my way!”

[napscoordinator]

Nobody is furloughed anymore except monument guards. This shutdown is a bust. Republicans should have closed the entire government with no tricks like SECDEF found to have workers go back to work.

[Uncle Chip]

How do they know when to pee or when they are called back???

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

[abclily]

That, too!