[smokingfrog]

Give him three lethal doses. That should do it.

[Alex Murphy]

Since his first appeal in 1997, Post's attorneys have argued that his weight, of more than 450 pounds, in combination with the state's death penalty drug protocols creates a certainty of, "substantial risk for serious and psychological pain" and a "torturous and lingering death."

How long did he give his victims?

[KosmicKitty]

All that time in jail and they couldn’t slim him down a bit.

Didn’t realize you got seconds of prison chow

(Didn’t think anyone would want seconds of prison chow)

[moovova]

450 lbs?

They should hang him instead.

His weight would actually contribute to a quick death.

[theDentist]

...obesity would make it difficult to find a vein for a lethal injection

A few bullets would do the trick.

[GeronL]

he still has time to lose some weight before the execution

[Blood of Tyrants]

Give him enough to kill an elephant just to make sure.

[llevrok]

There was a guy here in Wash. state who killed a teller in a bank robbery. Convicted and sentenced to hang.

With prison privileges, bought candy at the prison store and gained so much weight that he sued the state saying his hanging would actually decapitate him. Cruel and unusual etc. He won and went on the back burner.

The state then instituted lethal injection, got a new sentence hearing asking for same. They won and that was the end of him.

Took over 20 years, sadly.

[sagar]

How did this guy get/remain so fat in the prison diet?

[Stosh]

Sounds like just a “waffer thin mint” might do the trick.

[laweeks]

Reminds me of the “a thin mint” Monty Python” skit . . . awesome . . . one thin mint would detonate this tub of lard.

Actually, I’d like to know how this moose gets that much to eat from our tax-dollar-supplemented food supply. Shouldn’t someone years ago have stopped letting this pig eat from such a large trough? Really . . . I’d like to know just how much food is available to the inmates.

[taxcontrol]

Nitrogen Asphyxiation - medical breathing mask hooked up to a tank of 99% pure nitrogen. Add a brain activity monitor and turn on to 1.1 atmospheres. Then wait till there is no more brain wave activity.

Economical - A large tank of nitrogen is less than $100 and you can get several uses out of one tank

Clean - no gore, blood or other body fluids involved

Painless - the condemned falls asleep in a few seconds with no feeling of suffocation.

[VeniVidiVici]

Guillotine

[tophat9000]

Na...give him the electric chair. ..and stuff an apple in his mouth

[lbryce]

These lawyers at KLUTZ, DUMBKOPF & SHTOOPID must have taken the bar by correspondence course, must have taken exam many times before they passed. Is this the best defense they could conjure up?

Your Honor, I wish to petition the court to delay the execution of my client as his poor physical condition puts him at risk of dying.

[muir_redwoods]

By January the wolves in The Rockies are getting a bit delegate for game. Paint him with gravy and let’s see if he can outrun them

[onyx]

LOL.

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[relictele]

Apologies for the vulgarity, but hang his fat ass.

[KarlInOhio]

Queequeg volunteers for the job.

[Argus]

Supersize the electric chair.

Seriously, he wasn’t too fat to commit murder, he’s not too fat to pay the penalty.