Posted on 07/18/2012 7:55:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Bill Krystol and the NR stance on releasing the tax records is a great reminder to me as to why I cancelled my NR and Weekly Standard subscriptions a few years ago.
so what is your next step?
Rush,
Roads usually don’t magically appear until AFTER some business succeeds and creates traffic patterns!
You could say that without roads, the post office wouldn’t be able to deliver a welfare recipient’s check every month . . . and the pizza delivery driver wouldn’t be able to get to their house.
Unlike Obama, we deal in real life, not fantasy.
Romney could do fifty ads on real situations vs. O’s fantasy public statements.
I may take a bat to my radio if Rush keeps talking about Batman.
It’s boring today on Rush.
Having sex with an intern made Rush’s headlines for days and days and days. I guess the WH releasing a forged document proving the president’s constitutional eligibilty is not as important.
I feel that Rmoney will pull a McCain. obama will have a private meeting with Rmoney and Rmoney will let obama win.
Without roads State DOT road repair workers would have to go somewhere else to STAND and DO NOTHING...
that should tell you something - all you birfers should think about why no one covers your wet dream
Obviously there’s not enough sex involved in the BC issue.
Batman, Romney’s taxes, William Raspberry, ....
NOT ONE WORD ON Sherriff Joe’s BC FRAUD Presser!
What do they have on you Rush?
What did they threaten you with?
all you birfers ? ...wet dream ?
f that
what? secret meetings?
I commend you for following this so intensively, ad guy. I’ve been out of the political loop for several months, and have completely lost my awareness of current events, but I was paying attention back when the first BC was put up on Zero’s web site, and from reading the commentary on FR, even a novice like me could see that it was a forgery.
It’s so depressing to see that the supposed GOP leadership in this country is so weak and unwilling to pursue the blatant disregard of the law demonstrated by the Regime.
Wait, I read the DOH would not go on record about that either way?
The Sheriff wants Congress to investigate. Since the DC testicle shortage is still in full swing (no pun intended), and no cong or senator is likely to take this up, I think the Tea Party needs to stage a massive rally in Washington covering two key issues, Obamacare and the BC. Arpaio and Zullo need to be key speakers at the rally.
Bain Capital is the new Halliburton.
what is the next step?
what is the goal?
I hope so
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