Texas is hot and humid
Snakes under every house.
Spiders on every widow sill.
Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.
Everyone here is a racist redneck.
You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY.
Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.
Snakes under every house.
Spiders on every widow sill.
Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.
Everyone here is a racist redneck.
You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY.
Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.
+1 (((ping)))
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
You aint whistling Dixie.
Last time I was in Texas, I was sweating like a whore in church the second I stepped off the plane...Even my sunglasses kept fogging over. It was like being on the surface of another planet, with a swamp like atmosphere and too close the sun.
The A-rab cab driver who picked me at at DFW, told me I'd get used to it...
I told him I wouldn't be there that long...And wasn't.
But I do hope 5 or 10 million leave CA and go there...or anywhere for that matter!
Directed to all Democrats.
“What’s the worst thing to ever happen to the State of Texas?
The invention of air conditioning.
Because it allowed Yankees to live here.”
You forgot scorpions. We have scorpions everywhere in Texas.
Everyone is issued a dozen scorpions as pets when they move to Texas.
...and we all have guns and will shoot you if you knock on our door.
Jalapenos in every dish in every restaurant including waffles.
Next session of the state legislature, we are passing a bill limiting the ability of immigrants from New York and California to vote. You will only be allowed to vote for Republican candidates, you ballot will list no democrats, socialists or new black panthers. We can’t do anything about our native born custard heads, but you furriners should let us run our state our way.
I totally agree!! It’s a TERRIBLE place to live!! DON’T COME!! You’ll hate it!!
Sinssg it loud!
And it is 104* today.
You forgot to mention the dust storms. People should really stay away... horrible place...
We have severe water shortages in Texas—which are no joke at all. Our rivers, streams and lakes are almost non-existant.
We are also in the midst of a terrible heat wave, with temps in the 105-108 range, and it’s not cooling down much at night.
We’re all praying for something to break soon and send us a Noah-like rain.
California is hot and windy year around
Snakes under every house.
Spiders on every widow sill.
Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.
Everyone here is a liberal or gay.
Illegals distroy everything.
Lived in Texas three years,miss it a lot.
Now, that’s funny! Had to repost on my Facebook page. :)
Snakes under every house.
Spiders on every widow sill.
Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.
Everyone here is a racist redneck.
You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY.
Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.
You forgot to mention that just about every plant and animal in Texas is out to get you. If you haven't found a scorpion in your shoes, you haven't yet been introduced to our favorite insect.
Not that the mosquitos so large they can carry off small dogs and children. Where you think the concept of a vampire came from? You mentioned the heat, but it deserves more discussion. Yesterday when I rode my Harley home from work, it was 105 degrees. Kinda like riding through an oven. If you don't have AC in your car, don't even think about it.
Newcomers to the DFW area can learn how to recognise the difference between the sound of a train and an approaching tornado. If you're unlucky enough to be on the coast, get a hurricane tracking chart and learn how to use it.
Additional Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.
You forgot to mention the deadly one-foot fanged armadillo. Every time I visit Texas, they take naps in the road and puncture my car tires. Danged nuisance if you ask me.
“Texas is hot and humid
Snakes under every house.
Spiders on every widow sill.
Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.
Everyone here is a racist redneck.
You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY.
Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.”
You beat me to it.
Stay out.
We don’t need anymore.
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