[Rightly Biased]

Texas is hot and humid

Snakes under every house.

Spiders on every widow sill.

Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.

Everyone here is a racist redneck.

You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY.

Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.

[Professional Engineer]

Snicker

[Sarajevo]

Y'all fergot ta' mention the fahr aintz. We got tons a fahr aintz an they're all over the place. You'enz don't wanna' mess with Texas fahr aintz or y'all will look like this:

Oh yeah- we got other bugs too, but they can be good eatin'!

Just ta' give everyone an idea how hot it is here, take a look at this hyar picture:

The wildlife is having to change their diet.