[Envisioning]

Texas is hot and humid

Snakes under every house.

Spiders on every widow sill.

Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains.

Everyone here is a racist redneck.

You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY.

Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.

+1 (((ping)))

[Envisioning]

Oh, and don’t forget TORNADOS! We have lots of them! You really won’t like it!

[yetidog]

I live in Texas. It is 106 outside as I speak. I killed a 6 foot long rattlesnake this morning which I had found in my (dry - no water) toilet. This morning, I discovered a nest of Brown Recluse and Black Widow spiders in my toolbox which I had gotten out to fix my water main as most of our city maintenance workers have been laid off along with all public school teachers. No one should have to live like this and I would advise anyone who is thinking about doing so to think twice.

[JCBreckenridge]

And the scorpions are MASSIVE!

[1riot1ranger]

Texas is hot and humid Snakes under every house. Spiders on every widow sill. Nothing grows here and it NEVER rains. Everyone here is a racist redneck. You won’t like it here at all STAY AWAY. Public Service announcent from Stay the Heck outta Texas.

Got that right! The writer of this article is misleading all you good folks in Kalifornia and Nu Yourk. Stay home. Don't be fooled! DO NOT come to TEXAS!