[EveningStar]

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Can't draw a crowd, Mr President? Obama makes speech in couple's GARAGE... and even they say they might not vote for him

[BerryDingle]

That idiot can’t even pass gas without standing at a podium. I guess that is his “tactical” podium. What a dipstick.

[martin_fierro]

I think I'll just leave this here.

[expat1000]

Seeing this headline, I would have bet right of the bat it was from the Mail.

[Moorings]

Gimmicks, distractions and symbolism over substance.

[erod]

But, but his personal popularity is so high there’s no way anybody wouldn’t want to vote for him after meeting the “messiah.”

[lovesdogs]

So much I want to say about what would happen if he set foot on my property.

Secret service needs a victory after humiliation.

Must keep mouth shut.

Does this qualify as Haiku?

[petitfour]

Hubby and I saw part of this speech Live on tv yesterday. Hubby immediately asked where the teleprompter was because Obambi was speaking so awkwardly and looking down at his cue cards or whatever had the speech on it. Then we turned the channel. We did not see the lack of people. The media is so selective in what they show. Lol

[Oztrich Boy]

OH right. Mr Hoity Toity is outside a garage is he. Aren't we french? It's a car-hole.

[King Moonracer]

Puhlease, they’re in the bag. “After long deliberations, we decided to vote for Zero...”. “We met him”, yadda, yadda, yadda.

[Hot Tabasco]

“Thanks for stopping by Mr. President. Could you take this garbage bag and set it out by the curb when you leave?”

[noinfringers2]

This was a set up by a couple who get $240 per month from someone else to help pay off a debt they willingly assumed but couldn’t really afford. Such is the give and take of our new democracy.

[AZLiberty]

They probably used the second mortgage to pay for that fancy Jeep.