Caption Moochie

[mupcat]

No caption, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone deplane by jumping off the bottom step with both feet. I wonder if that’s Photoshopped.

[Lazlo in PA]

"Look!!! She is floating like a witch!!! Burn her!!!"

[Whitebread]

Power fart causes levitation.

[Cicero]

I think we have another cover there for People Magazine.

[TheConservativeParty]

She finally ate so much Kobe beef that she blasted out the largest volume of methane humanly possible and levitated her big ol’ self right off the ground. My brother used to call this special gas a “beef boof”.

[steve7]

I wonder if she beeps when she walks backwards?

[mnehring]

puppy power

[LostInBayport]

Perhaps it is an effect of my evening tippling, but are the words behind her "You Skank"?

[HotKat]

Look, look, she’s flying off the “witch step.” Just read the sign.

[bunkerhill7]

``Is this Cartagena? Where`s my SS man?``

[TheConservativeParty]

MO fashion ping.
New fashion accessory for Moochie, it’s called “levitation”.
She wore it with the ever popular Too Small Cardigan.

[Noob1999]

“Does this dress make my ass look fat?? Let me give you a second chance to answer once my huge lobster fart subsides!”

[tet68]

You can’t tell but it really says, “Witch Step”.
I just figured she was levitating having forgotten
her broom.

[mikrofon]

             WHATCHOO

 

[mylife]

“Oops! I Farted!”

[TangoLimaSierra]

Mooch has always hated having short legs.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Baby, I got me some levatatin’ skillz my man-child can’t measure up to!

[BluH2o]

Her handlers ... a large entourage ... were trying to set up a Marilyn Monroe moment (the classic over a NYC subway grate when her dress is pushed up ... there's a picture I'm sure) ... but with Moochelle that scenario is impossible.

[Reverend Wright]

LOL !

“look everyone, watch me jump off the witch step !”

[Reverend Wright]

“...hold my chardonnay and watch this...”

[onona]

Nice Gams........Woo Woo !

[tsowellfan]

I miss Houston’s airport where the carts inside the airport carrying people... there’s one driver a black man who makes a tooting sound by his mouth. It’s a talent.

[Miss Behave]

LOLZ.

[HangnJudge]

I knew Marilyn Monroe
and you lady
are no Marilyn Monroe

[Miss Behave]

LOLOL

[azishot]

Is she getting ready to do the can can?

[prairiebreeze]

LOL!

[prairiebreeze]

You around? ping

[HangnJudge]

Ask and ye shall receive

#25

[Eccl 10:2]

[cardinal4]

She looks like Michale Jackson in his last years..

[HotKat]

Only fatter.

[FrdmLvr]

LOL!

[HangnJudge]

[BykrBayb]

Shake, shake, shake señora.

[smokingfrog]

Rocket shoes?

[Tula Git]

I wonder if she beeps when she walks backwards?

LOL...U B Baaaad :)

[Tucker39]

“This $hit’$ really deep! I didn’t know Barry was speaking here today!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Pretty dress but what is in it?

“Broom? I don’t need no stinkin’ broom, my sweeties.”

“Is this Kansas?”

“Keep my broom warmed up. I’ll be right back.”

“Where’s Bo? Barack is hungry!”

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#27: Maybe she was coming from the can-can.

[West Texas Chuck]

Who else thinks it looks like her dress is crawling with tarantulas?

Ewwww, spiders!

[Former Fetus]

You're right, Moochelle is no Marilyn Monroe!

[jonrick46]

[1_Rain_Drop]

She looks like a black pelosi. Must be the hair or something.

[mass55th]

"Caption Moochie"

Take me back to the good old days, when "Moochie" was the role played by Kevin Corcoran in the Spin and Marty series.

[Baseballguy]

The funniest part of this pic is that she is looking down. What the hell she do jump three steps hahahahahaha.

[Trod Upon]

“Nearing the end of the steps, Moochie’s gargantuan tush hits bottom, hangs up and grabs traction.” OR “I guess theres more than one light-in-the-loafers 0bama!”

[Bellflower]

I’m just a kid having fun. tra la la la la