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Caption Moochie

Posted on 04/25/2012 6:43:01 PM PDT by crosshairs



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: caption

1 posted on 04/25/2012 6:43:05 PM PDT by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

No caption, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone deplane by jumping off the bottom step with both feet. I wonder if that’s Photoshopped.


2 posted on 04/25/2012 6:44:58 PM PDT by mupcat
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To: crosshairs
"Look!!! She is floating like a witch!!! Burn her!!!"


3 posted on 04/25/2012 6:45:46 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: crosshairs

Power fart causes levitation.


4 posted on 04/25/2012 6:46:26 PM PDT by Whitebread
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To: crosshairs

I think we have another cover there for People Magazine.


5 posted on 04/25/2012 6:47:11 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: crosshairs

She finally ate so much Kobe beef that she blasted out the largest volume of methane humanly possible and levitated her big ol’ self right off the ground. My brother used to call this special gas a “beef boof”.


6 posted on 04/25/2012 6:48:37 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Liberalism lives in a gated community surrounded by a mote." R.H.Limbaugh 4-3-2012)
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To: Lazlo in PA

I wonder if she beeps when she walks backwards?


7 posted on 04/25/2012 6:49:42 PM PDT by steve7
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To: crosshairs

puppy power


8 posted on 04/25/2012 6:50:45 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: crosshairs


Perhaps it is an effect of my evening tippling, but are the words behind her "You Skank"?
9 posted on 04/25/2012 6:51:13 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Lazlo in PA

Look, look, she’s flying off the “witch step.” Just read the sign.


10 posted on 04/25/2012 6:51:39 PM PDT by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: crosshairs

``Is this Cartagena? Where`s my SS man?``


11 posted on 04/25/2012 6:52:02 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Al K. Hall, Secret Service?! Who knew?)
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To: maggief

MO fashion ping.
New fashion accessory for Moochie, it’s called “levitation”.
She wore it with the ever popular Too Small Cardigan.


12 posted on 04/25/2012 6:52:08 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Liberalism lives in a gated community surrounded by a mote." R.H.Limbaugh 4-3-2012)
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To: crosshairs

“Does this dress make my ass look fat?? Let me give you a second chance to answer once my huge lobster fart subsides!”


13 posted on 04/25/2012 6:52:18 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: crosshairs

You can’t tell but it really says, “Witch Step”.
I just figured she was levitating having forgotten
her broom.


14 posted on 04/25/2012 6:53:10 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: crosshairs

             WHATCHOO

 

15 posted on 04/25/2012 6:53:10 PM PDT by mikrofon (5th word rhymes with "Spank")
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To: crosshairs

“Oops! I Farted!”


16 posted on 04/25/2012 6:53:44 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: crosshairs

Mooch has always hated having short legs.


17 posted on 04/25/2012 7:00:29 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
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To: crosshairs

Baby, I got me some levatatin’ skillz my man-child can’t measure up to!


18 posted on 04/25/2012 7:00:33 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: crosshairs
Her handlers ... a large entourage ... were trying to set up a Marilyn Monroe moment (the classic over a NYC subway grate when her dress is pushed up ... there's a picture I'm sure) ... but with Moochelle that scenario is impossible.
19 posted on 04/25/2012 7:02:29 PM PDT by BluH2o
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To: HotKat

LOL !

“look everyone, watch me jump off the witch step !”


20 posted on 04/25/2012 7:02:40 PM PDT by Reverend Wright (you voted for Obama to prove you're not racist, now vote against him to prove you're not stupid...)
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To: crosshairs

“...hold my chardonnay and watch this...”


21 posted on 04/25/2012 7:05:29 PM PDT by Reverend Wright (you voted for Obama to prove you're not racist, now vote against him to prove you're not stupid...)
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To: crosshairs

Nice Gams........Woo Woo !


22 posted on 04/25/2012 7:11:50 PM PDT by onona (RIP Levon, another good man gone.)
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To: steve7

I miss Houston’s airport where the carts inside the airport carrying people... there’s one driver a black man who makes a tooting sound by his mouth. It’s a talent.


23 posted on 04/25/2012 7:16:06 PM PDT by tsowellfan
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To: Whitebread

LOLZ.


24 posted on 04/25/2012 7:16:19 PM PDT by Miss Behave (All ways, always.)
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To: crosshairs
I knew Marilyn Monroe
and you lady
are no Marilyn Monroe


25 posted on 04/25/2012 7:16:19 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: mikrofon

LOLOL


26 posted on 04/25/2012 7:18:33 PM PDT by Miss Behave (All ways, always.)
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To: LucyT

Is she getting ready to do the can can?

27 posted on 04/25/2012 7:18:49 PM PDT by azishot
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To: Lazlo in PA

LOL!


28 posted on 04/25/2012 7:19:27 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Don't be afraid to see what you see. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: maggief

You around? ping


29 posted on 04/25/2012 7:22:37 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Don't be afraid to see what you see. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: BluH2o
Ask and ye shall receive

#25

30 posted on 04/25/2012 7:24:38 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: mupcat

31 posted on 04/25/2012 7:26:57 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2
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To: crosshairs

She looks like Michale Jackson in his last years..


32 posted on 04/25/2012 7:30:30 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I really need a /s tag?)
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To: cardinal4

Only fatter.


33 posted on 04/25/2012 7:33:29 PM PDT by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: LostInBayport

LOL!


34 posted on 04/25/2012 7:34:44 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: crosshairs

35 posted on 04/25/2012 7:39:17 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: crosshairs

Shake, shake, shake señora.


36 posted on 04/25/2012 7:39:54 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: Whitebread

Rocket shoes?


37 posted on 04/25/2012 7:41:03 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: steve7
I wonder if she beeps when she walks backwards?

LOL...U B Baaaad :)

38 posted on 04/25/2012 7:51:06 PM PDT by Tula Git
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To: crosshairs

“This $hit’$ really deep! I didn’t know Barry was speaking here today!


39 posted on 04/25/2012 8:04:09 PM PDT by Tucker39 ( Psa 68:19Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits; even the God of our salvation.KJV)
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To: crosshairs

Pretty dress but what is in it?

“Broom? I don’t need no stinkin’ broom, my sweeties.”

“Is this Kansas?”

“Keep my broom warmed up. I’ll be right back.”

“Where’s Bo? Barack is hungry!”


40 posted on 04/25/2012 8:06:48 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: azishot

#27: Maybe she was coming from the can-can.


41 posted on 04/25/2012 8:09:14 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: tet68

Who else thinks it looks like her dress is crawling with tarantulas?

Ewwww, spiders!


42 posted on 04/25/2012 8:10:09 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: BluH2o
You're right, Moochelle is no Marilyn Monroe!


43 posted on 04/25/2012 8:16:13 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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44 posted on 04/25/2012 8:16:31 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Countdown to 11-06-2012)
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To: crosshairs

She looks like a black pelosi. Must be the hair or something.


45 posted on 04/25/2012 8:18:34 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: crosshairs
"Caption Moochie"

Take me back to the good old days, when "Moochie" was the role played by Kevin Corcoran in the Spin and Marty series.

46 posted on 04/25/2012 8:35:52 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: crosshairs

The funniest part of this pic is that she is looking down. What the hell she do jump three steps hahahahahaha.


47 posted on 04/25/2012 9:07:55 PM PDT by Baseballguy (If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
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To: crosshairs

“Nearing the end of the steps, Moochie’s gargantuan tush hits bottom, hangs up and grabs traction.” OR “I guess theres more than one light-in-the-loafers 0bama!”


48 posted on 04/25/2012 9:28:26 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: crosshairs

I’m just a kid having fun. tra la la la la


49 posted on 04/25/2012 9:32:22 PM PDT by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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