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Caption Moochie

Posted on 04/25/2012 6:43:01 PM PDT by crosshairs

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1 posted on 04/25/2012 6:43:05 PM PDT by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

No caption, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone deplane by jumping off the bottom step with both feet. I wonder if that’s Photoshopped.


2 posted on 04/25/2012 6:44:58 PM PDT by mupcat
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To: crosshairs
"Look!!! She is floating like a witch!!! Burn her!!!"


3 posted on 04/25/2012 6:45:46 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: crosshairs

Power fart causes levitation.


4 posted on 04/25/2012 6:46:26 PM PDT by Whitebread
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I think we have another cover there for People Magazine.


5 posted on 04/25/2012 6:47:11 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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She finally ate so much Kobe beef that she blasted out the largest volume of methane humanly possible and levitated her big ol’ self right off the ground. My brother used to call this special gas a “beef boof”.


6 posted on 04/25/2012 6:48:37 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Liberalism lives in a gated community surrounded by a mote." R.H.Limbaugh 4-3-2012)
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To: Lazlo in PA

I wonder if she beeps when she walks backwards?


7 posted on 04/25/2012 6:49:42 PM PDT by steve7
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To: crosshairs

puppy power


8 posted on 04/25/2012 6:50:45 PM PDT by mnehring
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Perhaps it is an effect of my evening tippling, but are the words behind her "You Skank"?
9 posted on 04/25/2012 6:51:13 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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Look, look, she’s flying off the “witch step.” Just read the sign.


10 posted on 04/25/2012 6:51:39 PM PDT by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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``Is this Cartagena? Where`s my SS man?``


11 posted on 04/25/2012 6:52:02 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Al K. Hall, Secret Service?! Who knew?)
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To: maggief

MO fashion ping.
New fashion accessory for Moochie, it’s called “levitation”.
She wore it with the ever popular Too Small Cardigan.


12 posted on 04/25/2012 6:52:08 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Liberalism lives in a gated community surrounded by a mote." R.H.Limbaugh 4-3-2012)
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“Does this dress make my ass look fat?? Let me give you a second chance to answer once my huge lobster fart subsides!”


13 posted on 04/25/2012 6:52:18 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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You can’t tell but it really says, “Witch Step”.
I just figured she was levitating having forgotten
her broom.


14 posted on 04/25/2012 6:53:10 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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             WHATCHOO

 

15 posted on 04/25/2012 6:53:10 PM PDT by mikrofon (5th word rhymes with "Spank")
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“Oops! I Farted!”


16 posted on 04/25/2012 6:53:44 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Mooch has always hated having short legs.


17 posted on 04/25/2012 7:00:29 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
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Baby, I got me some levatatin’ skillz my man-child can’t measure up to!


18 posted on 04/25/2012 7:00:33 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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Her handlers ... a large entourage ... were trying to set up a Marilyn Monroe moment (the classic over a NYC subway grate when her dress is pushed up ... there's a picture I'm sure) ... but with Moochelle that scenario is impossible.
19 posted on 04/25/2012 7:02:29 PM PDT by BluH2o
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LOL !

“look everyone, watch me jump off the witch step !”


20 posted on 04/25/2012 7:02:40 PM PDT by Reverend Wright (you voted for Obama to prove you're not racist, now vote against him to prove you're not stupid...)
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