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Prison Inmate Sues Hospital Over Circumcision As A Newborn
KWTX ^ | April 17, 2012 | KWTX

Posted on 04/17/2012 2:25:45 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

Prison Inmate Sues Hospital Over Circumcision As A Newborn

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (April 17, 2012)--South Dakota prison inmate Dean Cochrun is suing the hospital where he was circumcised as a newborn, claiming the procedure has robbed him of his sexual prowess.

The suit asks for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.

Cochrun is acting as his own lawyer.

The lawsuit also requests that his circumcision be reversed.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: South Dakota
KEYWORDS: circumcision; deminimis; deminimisnoncuratlex; frivolouslawsuit; hospital; inmate; jailhouselawyer; lawsuit; napl; smallclaimscourt; weird
funny as hell! Pictures, Images and Photos "Cochrun is acting as his own lawyer.

The lawsuit also requests that his circumcision be reversed."

1 posted on 04/17/2012 2:26:01 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More coverage ...

Man Sues Hospital For Circumcising Him

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/30906147/detail.html


2 posted on 04/17/2012 2:27:33 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

I’d want to know why he wants to be a sexual tiger while in prison?


3 posted on 04/17/2012 2:29:12 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: DogByte6RER

“The suit asks for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.”

Where’s he filing, Small Claims?


4 posted on 04/17/2012 2:29:56 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: DogByte6RER

For the reversal, he may want to check with Dr. Schlong Hung Lo.


5 posted on 04/17/2012 2:30:23 PM PDT by Made In The USA (Bacon wrapped in bacon, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in bacon...)
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To: Jonty30

If he was my bunkmate, I know I wouldn’t want him ylto be a sexual tiger.


6 posted on 04/17/2012 2:30:23 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


7 posted on 04/17/2012 2:33:41 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

It should be thrown out for lack of evidence........


8 posted on 04/17/2012 2:34:59 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: DogByte6RER
This request could be an end-run. When they take him in for the reversal he persuades them to sew his back side shut.

Not only is he is safer in prison, butt after release he becomes better suited to be a politician with each (non)passing day.

9 posted on 04/17/2012 2:36:43 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: Jonty30

At least he’s circumcised, so he’s much less likely to transmit AIDS.


10 posted on 04/17/2012 2:37:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Prison Inmate Sues Hospital Over Circumcision As A Newborn

It's a good concept generally. Slicing babies up - and shooting them full of compiled vaccines with poisonous substrates in massive amounts, repeatedly - are atrocities. They psychological traumas and compromise the immune system so that they virtually guarantee mental and physical problems down the line. Why any government would deliberately cripple its people as babies is beyond understa...

Oh.

11 posted on 04/17/2012 2:37:20 PM PDT by Talisker (He who commands, must obey.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I wonder what the perp is in prison for..


12 posted on 04/17/2012 2:43:07 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Don't be afraid to see what you see. -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: DogByte6RER
"Jane, I *was* circumcised, but I no longer am."


13 posted on 04/17/2012 2:44:23 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The hospital threw away the wrong piece of useless flesh.


14 posted on 04/17/2012 2:45:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Jonty30

For a thousand dollars I’ll sew his nose to the end of his thing for him.


15 posted on 04/17/2012 2:51:43 PM PDT by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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To: DogByte6RER

Don’t know for certain but my guess is that they didn’t save the foreskin for him. Too bad. It’s a damned shame they didn’t do a lobotomy at the same time.


16 posted on 04/17/2012 3:00:01 PM PDT by pgkdan (Rick Santorum 2012. Conservative's last, best chance!)
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To: Jonty30

You really don’t want to know that, do you?


17 posted on 04/17/2012 3:00:50 PM PDT by carriage_hill (I'd vote for a "orange juice can", before 0bummer&HisRegimeFromHell, gets another 4yrs. Can-> later.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Is there a class-action suit I can join? I remember when they circumcised me as an infant, I couldn’t walk for a year!


18 posted on 04/17/2012 3:03:56 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: DogByte6RER

I think he’s a little past the statute of limitations. So where do they get the foreskin; from current circs or from fetal tissue?


19 posted on 04/17/2012 3:10:42 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert
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To: Tax-chick

Are you kidding?


20 posted on 04/17/2012 3:16:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: DogByte6RER

With some adjustment to the lawsuit, I think he could have a pretty good case. He needs to claim the circumcision was performed just below his brain stem. Who wouldn’t believe that!


21 posted on 04/17/2012 3:27:46 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Silentgypsy

Nope. Research in Africa has shown that circumcision significantly (by 60%, or something like that) reduces the risk of contracting or transmitting HIV.


22 posted on 04/17/2012 3:30:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Stormdog

“The suit asks for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages.”

Where’s he filing, Small Claims?

Latest report is that the Court dismissed the plaintiff’s claim. They called it a “de Minimus” suit.

;-)


23 posted on 04/17/2012 3:32:15 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: DogByte6RER
if his prowess is only worth $1000... he'd be better off asking for pain and suffering
24 posted on 04/17/2012 3:44:00 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: DogByte6RER

If he has no sexual prowess now a skin graft won’t magically bestow it upon him.


25 posted on 04/17/2012 3:48:10 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: DogByte6RER

Man walked into the doctor’s office and asked for help to cure his stutter. The doc checked him over, sent him out for tests and consultations with specialists, and gave him a potential solution. He would need to take 2/3rds off his ‘equipment’ to cure it.

Guy left and thought about it, then came in the next day and said: “O K K K K, D D Doc c - l l l l let’s d d do it.”

Into the hospital he goes, and the procedure is done. Doc goes in the next day, and the guy said: “Wow - many thanks, Doc! No stutter; just amazing. They tell me everything checks out and I’ll be fully healed in a few days. Thanks again!”

Well, a month later, the guy goes back to the Doc. “Hey Doc - much as I appreciate what you’ve done for me, my wife is not happy and wants me to get my equipment back as it was. Will you arrange that for me?”

“G G G Gee - I I I I I d d d don’t t t think k k I I I c c c an!”


26 posted on 04/17/2012 3:58:11 PM PDT by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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To: Tax-chick

Male circumcision, also, helps prevent the spread of HPV which can cause cervical cancer in woman.


27 posted on 04/17/2012 4:05:03 PM PDT by This I Wonder32460
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To: GladesGuru

Touche!


28 posted on 04/17/2012 4:12:25 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: DogByte6RER

He should get an extra year in prison for bringing this BS to a court.


29 posted on 04/17/2012 4:34:33 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: This I Wonder32460

Makes sense. Less gunk of any kind goes from one partner to another.


30 posted on 04/17/2012 5:43:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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