June Cleaver Puts Out $100,000 Bounty for the Capture of Hilary Rosen

Carbolic Smokeball ^ | 4-13-2012

[smoothsailing]

April 13, 2012

June Cleaver Puts Out $100,000 Bounty for the Capture of Hilary Rosen

Beaver’s mom ‘livid’ over comments about stay-at-home moms

[smoothsailing]

Obama Campaign responds with new bumper stickers and buttons...

[bigbob]

War on Moms

[Sarah Barracuda]

All I want to know is, what does Eddie Haskell and Lumpy think about all this

[I see my hands]

[smoothsailing]

According to Lumpy; “Mum’s the word”.

[magglepuss]

Don u be talkin no jive to my sista baby mamas b-otch!

[BigSkyFreeper]

Or Miss Canfield and Miss Landers.

[Lazlo in PA]

"Hey June, do you still have that half pound of bacon and that maids outfit?"

[magglepuss]

Please Smoothsailing, his name is Clarence.

[baddog 219]

Ward... Don’t you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?...... I can hardly walk.....
(I’m so sorry....It’s the meds.)

[Sarah Barracuda]

Now Miss Landers I know, but who the heck is Miss Canfield? Thank goodness for IMDB but I still dont know who she is..I had no idea Whitey died(In 2003, where the hell have I been LOL)

[Sarah Barracuda]

I think your confusing this with Good Times LOL..

[magglepuss]

Laz, Ward looks like he’s had a few in this pic.

[peggybac]

I don't know but Judy sure is shocked about this.

[Lazlo in PA]

[Liberty Valance]

[magglepuss]

Think Airplane,...excuse me stewardess,... I speak jive.

[Liberty Valance]

[Lazlo in PA]

As a father, that has a tendency to happen.

[smoothsailing]

LOL, you and Laz lay off of good ole Ward!

[magglepuss]

Truth.

[lonevoice]

All I want to know is, what does Eddie Haskell think about all this

[magglepuss]

YES!! Love it!

[Lazlo in PA]

I don't know what you mean?

[rawhide]

Eddie was my favorite.

[rawhide]

“Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.
June Cleaver: Eddie?
Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?
June Cleaver: Cut the crap.”

[rawhide]

“Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I’m gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.”

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“Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.”

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[funfan]

Funny thread!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

If anyone catches Hilary Rosen, you’d better be wearing a good environmental safety suit. Never know what you are going to catch from a Democratic Party political slut.

THere, I’ve said it.

She’ll sleep with any leftist cause to attack decent Americans.

[lonevoice]

Oh, dear. I think I remember some of those lines. LOL!

[Rocky]

Those are classic!

[Bender2]

BUMP for later read

[RightOnline]

[RightOnline]

[RightOnline]

[tet68]

June Cleaver puts out
I think I read that in a high school bathroom
some where.

[RightOnline]

[carriage_hill]

LOLOLOL! I’m laughing so hard the tears are running on to my keyboard. It’s 6am and I didn’t even have to read it twice! I gotta go back to sleep for a while.

[carriage_hill]

Ping to this “LITB” thread. Funny!

[Condor51]

Not directed at you personally -- just the thread ;-)

[RightOnline]

[RightOnline]

Ann Romney......calls a friend to talk about Hilary Rosen...

[Brett66]

ROFL!

[smoothsailing]

Hey Mr. Lawson, is there a barbershop in Mayberry?

Floyd, don't you have a cousin in Mayfield?

Think Floyd

[Oystir]

No Lumpy, vote Whitey or go to Maybarry and vote for Ernest T, or the town drunk. Anyone for Herman Munster? Personally, I will settle for Ginger or Maryann. Vote no for Endora as she is just like Obama.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Now Miss Landers I know, but who the heck is Miss Canfield? Thank goodness for IMDB but I still dont know who she is..I had no idea Whitey died(In 2003, where the hell have I been LOL)

LOL. Miss Canfield was Beaver's second grade teacher and his biggest crush. To prove he was not the teacher's pet, his classmates pressured him in to putting a toy snake in Miss Canfield's desk drawer.

 

Miss Canfield, played by Diane Brewster.

[Sarah Barracuda]

ohhhhhhhh now I remember! I needed to see the photo then it came back to me. LOL I remember that episode