I called one of those nude house cleaning services once.
I was NOT satisfied. No sir.
Posted on 04/09/2012 2:18:53 PM PDT by Army Air Corps
LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) - They clean houses, but this new Lubbock business claims to offer nude or partially nude services. It's called Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service.
The owner, Melissa Borrett, tells us she started the business after struggling to make ends meet.
"As a single mother, I had been working a variety of different jobs, including waitressing out at the strip club. I was having to answer to a lot of people," Borrett said.
For $100 an hour she says they will clean your house nude or topless. They opened about a month ago and she says business is booming.
"We've had college students, business people and paramedics. We actually offer a discount to law enforcement," she said.
But is there anything illegal going on?
"We have a very strict no touching policy with this business. There is definitely nothing illegal going on. We really clean houses," Borrett said.
The Lubbock Police Department says otherwise. Coming up tonight on KCBD NewsChannel 11 at 10 we'll tell you how a city ordinance could prevent this business from operating.
Copyright 2012 KCBD. All rights reserved.
No photos?
Build a better mouse trap and it will sell.
It will be interesting to see how they’ll try to concoct a “reason” to make this business illegal.
"Hire us and we'll trim your..." uh... never mind.
I am curious as to how this is different from companies which offer strippers for private parties at homes and offices.
Ack! Ack!
That link needs more of a warning, I think.
Now, where the hell is that souvenir paper bag I took off the airplane last week?
She should claim that she is a lesbian illegal alien and not only will she not be arrested, but also she would be able to get federal monies.
Obviously, she meant to say, ‘Business is boobing’ not booming.
“We really clean houses,” Borrett said.
and wallets....
Bhabhahahaha! A nudie teaser for the evening local news. I love it.
As for what law, probably public exposure. Wouldn’t surprise me if some of these guys leave the blinds open, just so the neighbors can see they’re finally taking serious the complaints about the dirty house.
Indeed.
I imagine there are a number of freepers that could tell you, and also why it is morally reprehensible, demon-spawned and just another reason why the US is cursed and will fail. Oh yeah, and she’s a liberal.
The pert about “making ends meet” was sorta funny.
Sluts with Broomsticks....
I bet it brings up a lot of Google hits
From her Facebook page, not sure they would help.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.474966668022.267491.546013022&type=3
She is one of those alt types (but not the good kind) who possibly could have potential..
Hit the gym, lay off the booze, and quit going for the depressed look at she could possibly make it up to a 4 out of 10.
...I think I’ll pass...
Couldn’t you have spun it and called it “performance art?”
And charged admission from artsy-fartsy pinheads to view it?
I’d bet you’d have recouped at least part of the fee, anyway...
What, no random clams of kindness from the maids anymore?
If men fought back by doing naked landscaping the workers comp claims could be VERY scary.
"Is this a great country or what?!"
My eyes! Arrrrgggh!
Also, what you see in that pic is pretty much 80% of the Occupy Lubbock “movement.” I laughed when someone stole their gasoline-powered generator.
I can’t feed the kids but I sure as hell can afford a buck nakkid house cleaner!
Wonder when there will be a fag version?
Oh, my goodness! I must live in a very naïve bubble.
“She is also an occutard.”
Who by now are highly renowned for their phenomenal work ethic, of course...
Then there’ll be a real mess to clean up!
I don't think so. Since landscaping is done outdoors, there would be public nudity involved. Housekeeping wouldn't.
..and just a note, what is pitiful about her 99% note is that Texas Tech school of medicine offers a lot of community medical programs for those who can’t pay. She could probably get treated for her issue by just walking in and asking.
Decolonization didn’t do wonders for Africa, so maybe you’re better off.
Yuck !!!
You SOB !!!!
Lunch was good the first time...didn’t need to taste it again!
What is next? Nekkid kitchen appliance repair?
The pert about “making ends meet” was sorta funny.
Your question had been answered in spades by a link in Post #5 above, which has just now been deleted by the moderator.
I naively clicked on that link while it was still active, and, well, it just wasn’t pretty, that’s for damned sure...
Wonder when there will be a fag version?
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See post 5. Ooops - You can’t.
lolol
All I did was hot link to it. But see some of the replies of those who clicked that link. I’m not too popular here today.
.... slinking away.
So she turned out to be a capitalist after all.
You are quite correct. I am curious as to how many of these OWS messages are remoteley genunine.
Must be one of those poor students that is suffering now because healthcare didn’t pay for her condoms.
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