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Nude maid service may be against the law
KCBD News Channel 11 ^ | 9 April 2012 | Christie Post

Posted on 04/09/2012 2:18:53 PM PDT by Army Air Corps

LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) - They clean houses, but this new Lubbock business claims to offer nude or partially nude services. It's called Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service.

The owner, Melissa Borrett, tells us she started the business after struggling to make ends meet.

"As a single mother, I had been working a variety of different jobs, including waitressing out at the strip club. I was having to answer to a lot of people," Borrett said.

For $100 an hour she says they will clean your house nude or topless. They opened about a month ago and she says business is booming.

"We've had college students, business people and paramedics. We actually offer a discount to law enforcement," she said.

But is there anything illegal going on?

"We have a very strict no touching policy with this business. There is definitely nothing illegal going on. We really clean houses," Borrett said.

The Lubbock Police Department says otherwise. Coming up tonight on KCBD NewsChannel 11 at 10 we'll tell you how a city ordinance could prevent this business from operating.

Copyright 2012 KCBD. All rights reserved.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: maidservice; nude
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1 posted on 04/09/2012 2:19:00 PM PDT by Army Air Corps
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To: Army Air Corps

No photos?


2 posted on 04/09/2012 2:22:38 PM PDT by duffee (NEWT 2012)
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To: Army Air Corps
Capitalism at its finest.

Build a better mouse trap and it will sell.

3 posted on 04/09/2012 2:22:42 PM PDT by TYVets (Pure-Gas.org ..... ethanol free gasoline by state and city)
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To: Army Air Corps

It will be interesting to see how they’ll try to concoct a “reason” to make this business illegal.


4 posted on 04/09/2012 2:22:47 PM PDT by Bob
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To: Army Air Corps
If it is legal for a bar to operate a business where gals bare it all, how can it not be legal for a house cleaning business to offer the same thing minus the liquor license?
6 posted on 04/09/2012 2:25:41 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Bob
What's next - will men show up nude to do landscaping for women?

"Hire us and we'll trim your..." uh... never mind.

7 posted on 04/09/2012 2:27:24 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: Vigilanteman

I am curious as to how this is different from companies which offer strippers for private parties at homes and offices.


8 posted on 04/09/2012 2:27:37 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ack! Ack!

That link needs more of a warning, I think.

Now, where the hell is that souvenir paper bag I took off the airplane last week?


9 posted on 04/09/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT by MarineDad (Wherever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits)
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To: Bob

She should claim that she is a lesbian illegal alien and not only will she not be arrested, but also she would be able to get federal monies.


10 posted on 04/09/2012 2:27:50 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Army Air Corps

Obviously, she meant to say, ‘Business is boobing’ not booming.


11 posted on 04/09/2012 2:28:19 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Responsibility2nd
I called one of those nude house cleaning services once.
 
 
 
 
I was NOT satisfied. No sir.

12 posted on 04/09/2012 2:28:46 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Army Air Corps

"Could bring a whole new meaning to the term: Dust Bunny!
13 posted on 04/09/2012 2:29:04 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Army Air Corps

“We really clean houses,” Borrett said.

and wallets....


14 posted on 04/09/2012 2:29:39 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Army Air Corps

Bhabhahahaha! A nudie teaser for the evening local news. I love it.

As for what law, probably public exposure. Wouldn’t surprise me if some of these guys leave the blinds open, just so the neighbors can see they’re finally taking serious the complaints about the dirty house.


15 posted on 04/09/2012 2:30:06 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Kartographer

Indeed.


16 posted on 04/09/2012 2:30:24 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Bob

I imagine there are a number of freepers that could tell you, and also why it is morally reprehensible, demon-spawned and just another reason why the US is cursed and will fail. Oh yeah, and she’s a liberal.


17 posted on 04/09/2012 2:30:43 PM PDT by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: Army Air Corps

The pert about “making ends meet” was sorta funny.


18 posted on 04/09/2012 2:30:43 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romney - Santorum: Twin Sons of Different Mothers...)
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To: Army Air Corps

Sluts with Broomsticks....

I bet it brings up a lot of Google hits


21 posted on 04/09/2012 2:31:45 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: duffee

Melissa Borrett (right)
22 posted on 04/09/2012 2:32:32 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: duffee

From her Facebook page, not sure they would help.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.474966668022.267491.546013022&type=3

She is one of those alt types (but not the good kind) who possibly could have potential..

Hit the gym, lay off the booze, and quit going for the depressed look at she could possibly make it up to a 4 out of 10.


23 posted on 04/09/2012 2:32:59 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Revolting cat!

...I think I’ll pass...


24 posted on 04/09/2012 2:33:09 PM PDT by Tzimisce (THIS SUCKS)
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To: Army Air Corps
Nice!...
25 posted on 04/09/2012 2:33:18 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Responsibility2nd

Couldn’t you have spun it and called it “performance art?”

And charged admission from artsy-fartsy pinheads to view it?

I’d bet you’d have recouped at least part of the fee, anyway...


26 posted on 04/09/2012 2:33:18 PM PDT by MarineDad (Wherever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits)
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To: kingu
Wouldn’t surprise me if some of these guys leave the blinds open, just so the neighbors can see they’re finally taking serious the complaints about the dirty house.

"I am merely complying with your demands, folks."
27 posted on 04/09/2012 2:33:50 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

What, no random clams of kindness from the maids anymore?


28 posted on 04/09/2012 2:35:01 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Army Air Corps
Then again,

If men fought back by doing naked landscaping the workers comp claims could be VERY scary.

Smile

29 posted on 04/09/2012 2:35:20 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
and wallets....

"Is this a great country or what?!"


30 posted on 04/09/2012 2:36:26 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: evets

My eyes! Arrrrgggh!
Also, what you see in that pic is pretty much 80% of the Occupy Lubbock “movement.” I laughed when someone stole their gasoline-powered generator.


31 posted on 04/09/2012 2:37:05 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
She is also an occutard.


32 posted on 04/09/2012 2:38:04 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: katana

I can’t feed the kids but I sure as hell can afford a buck nakkid house cleaner!


33 posted on 04/09/2012 2:38:47 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Army Air Corps

Wonder when there will be a fag version?


34 posted on 04/09/2012 2:39:06 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Army Air Corps

Oh, my goodness! I must live in a very naïve bubble.


35 posted on 04/09/2012 2:40:09 PM PDT by Helen
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To: mnehring

“She is also an occutard.”

Who by now are highly renowned for their phenomenal work ethic, of course...


36 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:10 PM PDT by MarineDad (Wherever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits)
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To: bigbob

Then there’ll be a real mess to clean up!


37 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:14 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: mnehring
Her penmanship (penwomynship?) is horrible; she has the handwriting of a child.
38 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:19 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: 70times7
What's next - will men show up nude to do landscaping for women?
"Hire us and we'll trim your..." uh... never mind.

I don't think so. Since landscaping is done outdoors, there would be public nudity involved. Housekeeping wouldn't.

39 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:19 PM PDT by Bob
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To: mnehring

..and just a note, what is pitiful about her 99% note is that Texas Tech school of medicine offers a lot of community medical programs for those who can’t pay. She could probably get treated for her issue by just walking in and asking.


40 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:43 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Decolonization didn’t do wonders for Africa, so maybe you’re better off.


41 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:59 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Yuck !!!

You SOB !!!!

Lunch was good the first time...didn’t need to taste it again!


42 posted on 04/09/2012 2:42:13 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: Helen

What is next? Nekkid kitchen appliance repair?


43 posted on 04/09/2012 2:44:54 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: evets
Something the baby daddy should know.
44 posted on 04/09/2012 2:45:15 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Army Air Corps

The pert about “making ends meet” was sorta funny.


45 posted on 04/09/2012 2:45:33 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romney - Santorum: Twin Sons of Different Mothers...)
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To: bigbob

Your question had been answered in spades by a link in Post #5 above, which has just now been deleted by the moderator.

I naively clicked on that link while it was still active, and, well, it just wasn’t pretty, that’s for damned sure...


46 posted on 04/09/2012 2:46:36 PM PDT by MarineDad (Wherever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits)
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To: bigbob

Wonder when there will be a fag version?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

See post 5. Ooops - You can’t.

lolol

All I did was hot link to it. But see some of the replies of those who clicked that link. I’m not too popular here today.

.... slinking away.


47 posted on 04/09/2012 2:46:36 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: evets

So she turned out to be a capitalist after all.


48 posted on 04/09/2012 2:46:51 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: mnehring

You are quite correct. I am curious as to how many of these OWS messages are remoteley genunine.


49 posted on 04/09/2012 2:47:14 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: mnehring

Must be one of those poor students that is suffering now because healthcare didn’t pay for her condoms.


50 posted on 04/09/2012 2:48:56 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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