TSA advertises jobs on pizza boxes

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/11/24/TSA-advertises-jobs-on-pizza-boxes/UPI-75441290631130/ ^

[Red in Blue PA]

WASHINGTON, Nov. 24 (UPI) -- The U.S. Transportation Security Administration is advertising jobs in the Washington area where college students are sure to see them -- on pizza boxes.

TSA spokesman Greg Soule said the pizza box job ads are aimed at gaining a wider pool of applicants for the available positions and is part of a campaign posting ads at gas stations, movie theaters and on trains.

"A Career Where X-Ray Vision and Federal Benefits Come Standard," the pizza box ad reads.

[Red in Blue PA]

Disband the TSA!

[Beaten Valve]

You know we’re in trouble if they have to resort to this...

[married21]

Join TSA— we know how you feel!

[thescourged1]

Cue up your favorite 1922 'Join the Sturmabteilung' posters, everyone.

[Frank_2001]

Why don’t they advertise in The Wall Street Journal?;)

[Logical me]

TSA building King Obama’s army. Once unionized they will be armed and dangerous. More dangerous than the security they pretend to offer. It will not be until 2012 before we have a change to fire them.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Why don’t they advertise in The Wall Street Journal?"

Or Hustler?

[Wissa]

TSA spokesman Greg Soule said the pizza box job ads are aimed at gaining a wider pool of applicants for the available positions and is part of a campaign posting ads at gas stations, movie theaters and on trains.

Apparently they're trying to find a way to tap into that part of the labor pool that's too stupid to look in the "Help Wanted" ads when they need a job.

[GingisK]

Based on their bahavior, they will also start offering their services using notes written on the walls of public restrooms.

[Krankor]

[Graybeard58]

That ad goes back a ways doesn't it? I remember seeing it in comic books when I was a kid. I'm 65 now.

(No, I did not send the $1.25 for a pair.)

[OrioleFan]

The pizza’s were probably delivered to the sexual deviant wing of a federal prison - jobs for you when you get out.

[Inyo-Mono]

That ad goes back a ways doesn't it? I remember seeing it in comic books when I was a kid. I'm 65 now.

(No, I did not send the $1.25 for a pair.)

I did when i was 12. I'm 60 now. The "X-ray" lens was a turkey feather giving the illusion of a body outline.

[Starboard]

“Apparently they’re trying to find a way to tap into that part of the labor pool that’s too stupid to look in the “Help Wanted” ads when they need a job.”

A “job” in search of applicants rathern than applicants in search of a job.

[Artemis Webb]

You have to be indifferent to others hatred toward you. Also you only frisk your own gender. This means only sociopathic homosexuals need apply.

[Stormdog]

“Apparently they’re trying to find a way to tap into that part of the labor pool that’s too stupid to look in the “Help Wanted” ads when they need a job.”

Yep. Instead of the promo coupon attached to the box you’ll get a one page job application that you can have somebody fill out for you.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I’ve seen the FBI advertise that they were hiring on a huge electronic jumbotron sitting right next to the interstate.

[The Comedian]

More appropriate places for TSA advertisements:

1) Condom dispensers in gas station bathrooms

2) KY Jelly displays

3) NAMBLA mail-outs

4) Flyers at bail bondsmen offices

5) On the walls of short-timer cells in federal prisons

6) Matchbooks at whore houses

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[VideoDoctor]

TSA advertises jobs on pizza boxes

Next we'll see that you can pickup your election ballot at Micky D's or Burger King.

[Krankor]

Yep, it does go back aways. I, too, was sharp enough not to be lured in. Being the sophisticate I am, I bought the Sea Monkeys. I knew a guy once who owned one of those small, corner grocery stores that sold mostly pop, candy, cigarettes and novelty items. He told me the story of a guy who bought the X ray specs and then came back the next day and wanted his money back because he couldn’t see through women’s clothes.