Do you want your kids to look like this?
Posted on 03/07/2010 8:52:23 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Moore: Democrats are 'going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions' By Tony Romm - 03/07/10 09:08 AM ET Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore on Sunday railed on Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, predicting, "Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now."
In an open letter to the White House, Moore placed the blame for Democrats' dismal electoral prospects in 2010 squarely on the shoulders of Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, recently a popular target for liberals dissatisfied with the White House's handling of healthcare.
While Moore praised the sitting chief of staff for long being a "no apologies, take-no-prisoners fighting machine," he ultimately said Emanuel had "turned into a fighter -- not of Republicans, but of the left."
"Well, you and the Democrats have been in charge now for over a year and not one banking regulation has been reinstated. We don't have universal health care. The war in Afghanistan has escalated. And tens of thousands of Americans continue to lose their jobs and be thrown out of their homes," Moore wrote.
"You're such a good guy, Mr. President," Moore added. "Yet, you kept on saying you still believed in bipartisanship. Well, if you really want bipartisanship, just go ahead and let the Republicans win in November. Then you'll get all the bipartisanship you want."
Consequently, Moore later implored President Barack Obama to "replace Rahm with me." He subsequently offered to serve as chief of staff for $1 a day, while living in the White House basement.
"Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day," Moore continued.
Continued Moore: "Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"
Coming from a guy with with an ass of Biblical proportins.
Yeah, it’s all Rahm’s fault.
Not so much.
I mean, he owns his share of the blame, but really, none of these people are worth the ammo to blow them to hell. Including the boss.
Do they make body armor that big?
I would say Obama has, to a certain degree, taken Moore’s advice, reminding people that he won numerous times.
So Moore thinks the best way to secure victory in 2012 is to go further left? What a nut.
Obama is tanking because he pretended to be a moderate, people bought into it, caught Obama fever (throw in a bit of white guilt) and are now seeing what many saw all along.
He is all fluff and no substance. Any substance he has is pure Marxist....or progressive (Marxist light).
If he did 100 jumping jacks his tits would beat his face into mush.
Moore must know in his heart that Congress is not going to pass any form of health care and this is a pre-emptive strike for that failure.
Moore-Will work for food!
Do you want your kids to look like this?
The responsibility falls on the collective, or hive, mentality. They are all functioning as an organism with now head, and grow from the roots. Every member of this administration is responsible for the mess we are in. It is too convenient to say that it is Rahm’s fault.
Could Michael Moore do 10 jumping jacks?
Head shots won't work. Nothing vital there.
biblikular proportions
burp
Don't forget; the White House kitchen is in the basement. Corrupt ulterior motivations -- exposed! An FR exclusive!
From his lips to God’s ear...
Maybe Obama better not hire Moore. He'll have to find a spot for his brother (Jabba) if he does.
Shocked he would even acknowledge The Bible
Well they will, but not for the reasons MM thinks.
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