....and yet my infantry unit would kick the hell out of the K-Bay jarheads on a regular basis.
(unbuckles belt and clangs metal pieces together)
What’s that sound?
It’s the dinner bell in the Marines.
In your dreams, berrypicker. If a Marine ever wants to go into the Army (God forbid!) they don’t have to go through Army bootcamp, but if one of one of your berrypicking Army comrades wants to become a Marine they have to go through Marine Corps bootcamp from scratch. That should tell you all you need to know about the difference between the Army and the USMC!