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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 01/06/2009 8:44:56 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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To: acsrp38
I love it.
And of course...The more butter the better.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:05:08 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(My mom says I need religion, I think I need a shower and something to eat.)
To: StayFocused
Poor guy. He must have been very cold.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:05:11 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(I would compare Harry Reid to a horse's rear, only I don't want to insult horses.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Here ... work N lurk mode ON.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:05:41 AM PST
by
sono
(Popcorn futures reach all time high!)
To: acsrp38
LAUGH OF THE DAY!!!
Wearing nothing but strategically placed lettuce leaves and holding signs that read, "Turn Over a New Leaf�Go Vegetarian," sexy PETA Lettuce Ladies Ashley Byrne and Virginia Fort will brave the cold to hand out delicious, free Tofurky sandwiches to passersby in downtown Des Moines on Tuesday. PETA's point? That the best thing that Des Moines residents can resolve to do for their health, animals, and the planet is to go vegetarian in 2009.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:06:09 AM PST
by
acsrp38
(greedy -- bitter clinger)
To: Clint N. Suhks
25
posted on
01/06/2009 9:07:16 AM PST
by
Just Lori
(Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
I heard her...what an idiot...But Ann didn’t mention Sarah Palin’s daughter...blah blah blah... Chris handled her well though I thought.
Yea...it was more his comment after the story on her future m-i-l (I’m sure it won’t matter in two weeks) that I thought was sort of a snide slap at Sarah (saying her 15 minutes of fame are ticking, as though she is just a novelty in whom the public interest is waning quickly.) JMHO though.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:08:11 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(My mom says I need religion, I think I need a shower and something to eat.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Hahahahahahahaha! Love ‘The Jefferson’s’ theme.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Now he’s famous! The pic is up on Drudge! ;-)
To: Just Lori
Sing with me!
To a deluxe apartment in the sky!!!!
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:09:33 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Palin/Jindal '12---Now dog gone it, you betcha!)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Rush has the best sense of humor.
The Dems don’t know which way to turn.
Rush - when has being on Constitutional thin ice stopped the libtards before?
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:10:31 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(My mom says I need religion, I think I need a shower and something to eat.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
We finally got a piece of the pie!
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Rush, this can’t be about race. The libs have a black President, and they WANT him.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:10:57 AM PST
by
Just Lori
(Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:10:57 AM PST
by
acsrp38
(greedy -- bitter clinger)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:12:00 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(My mom says I need religion, I think I need a shower and something to eat.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
saying her 15 minutes of fame are ticking, as though she is just a novelty in whom the public interest is waning quicklyChris said that?!!! I missed it. That's enough to make me turn the channel.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:12:35 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Palin/Jindal '12---Now dog gone it, you betcha!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
I love that song. Sung by Ja’net Dubois, who also appeared in “Good Times.
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:12:44 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(I would compare Harry Reid to a horse's rear, only I don't want to insult horses.)
To: acsrp38
The libs just want everybody to think they are taking the high ground.
37
posted on
01/06/2009 9:13:20 AM PST
by
Just Lori
(Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
To: p38lightning
Seat him at Denny's!
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:13:23 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(Palin/Jindal '12---Now dog gone it, you betcha!)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Oh no...Chris didn't say that...that's how I interpret ted the Paul Harvey piece, with that snide little remark that “it wouldn't matter in two weeks anyway.” :) That's why I said she was dissed, even though it was a story on the mother in law.
(Excuse my scatter brainesque posts today...I just switched to dual monitors and the multitasking I can do is amazing, but I fear the gears in my little mind don't turn fast enough for the dual display *LOL*)
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:14:27 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(My mom says I need religion, I think I need a shower and something to eat.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Do they have movies there? =)
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posted on
01/06/2009 9:15:30 AM PST
by
Just Lori
(Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
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