The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, January 6, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

I love it.

And of course...The more butter the better.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Poor guy. He must have been very cold.

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[acsrp38]

LAUGH OF THE DAY!!!

Wearing nothing but strategically placed lettuce leaves and holding signs that read, "Turn Over a New Leaf�Go Vegetarian," sexy PETA Lettuce Ladies Ashley Byrne and Virginia Fort will brave the cold to hand out delicious, free Tofurky sandwiches to passersby in downtown Des Moines on Tuesday. PETA's point? That the best thing that Des Moines residents can resolve to do for their health, animals, and the planet is to go vegetarian in 2009.

[Just Lori]

Mornin’, brother!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I heard her...what an idiot...But Ann didn’t mention Sarah Palin’s daughter...blah blah blah... Chris handled her well though I thought.

Yea...it was more his comment after the story on her future m-i-l (I’m sure it won’t matter in two weeks) that I thought was sort of a snide slap at Sarah (saying her 15 minutes of fame are ticking, as though she is just a novelty in whom the public interest is waning quickly.) JMHO though.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Hahahahahahahaha! Love ‘The Jefferson’s’ theme.

[StayFocused]

Now he’s famous! The pic is up on Drudge! ;-)

[Clint N. Suhks]

Sing with me!

To a deluxe apartment in the sky!!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Rush has the best sense of humor.

The Dems don’t know which way to turn.

Rush - when has being on Constitutional thin ice stopped the libtards before?

[p38lightning]

We finally got a piece of the pie!

[Just Lori]

Rush, this can’t be about race. The libs have a black President, and they WANT him.

[acsrp38]

What Constitution??

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Must be contagious - not seating Democrats...Looks like Regal cinemas “refused to seat” Joe Plugs Biden at a sold out movie. *LMAO*

http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20090105/NEWS02/901050345/1006/NEWS

[Clint N. Suhks]

saying her 15 minutes of fame are ticking, as though she is just a novelty in whom the public interest is waning quickly

Chris said that?!!! I missed it. That's enough to make me turn the channel.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I love that song. Sung by Ja’net Dubois, who also appeared in “Good Times.

[Just Lori]

The libs just want everybody to think they are taking the high ground.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Seat him at Denny's!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Oh no...Chris didn't say that...that's how I interpret ted the Paul Harvey piece, with that snide little remark that “it wouldn't matter in two weeks anyway.” :) That's why I said she was dissed, even though it was a story on the mother in law.

(Excuse my scatter brainesque posts today...I just switched to dual monitors and the multitasking I can do is amazing, but I fear the gears in my little mind don't turn fast enough for the dual display *LOL*)

[Just Lori]

Do they have movies there? =)