Charges filed in defecation complaint

wisconsin state journal ^ | 1/17/2008 | Ed Treleven

[OB1kNOb]

I know... this post really stinks...

No $h--!

[Physicist]

What was the brand name of the wash machines?

Whirlpoo.

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

==It’s really gonna hit the fan when he shows up for his court date.=

You mean fecal matter is about to hit the rotating air circulator?

[JewishRighter]

This guy has a really shi**y attitude.

[jwparkerjr]

Shows how much things have changed in 40 years. In Mayberry it was Ernest T. Bass, and he threw rocks.

[toddlintown]

“I mean without getting too graphic, did he save it up or do it on the spot?”

On the spot. Didn’t you know that men can also write their names in the snow like this too?

[Clioman]

“Court records show Ballard faces charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties.”

Damn! Just how big IS this laundry roonm, anyway?

[Aliska]

On the spot. Didn’t you know that men can also write their names in the snow like this too?

No, I didn't know, maybe it is a good thing I don't know everything. The next post from your mentions lewd and lacivious, so you must be right.

Now the urinary function can more easily done on demand imo, like for a specimen if you haven't just gone, but I had no idea some people could have a bm at will. I couldn't. Nature has to kick in.

Really, they ought to do a study on this, take a poll. That would be interesting, but probably not very accurate.

[job]

2 ways:

1. Go to Hallmark card shop.

2. Go to Blockbuster Video.

Either one will make an immediate demand.

[Freedom4US]

Or a library, or bookstore. Hm.

[MrB]

Best post/caption. I can even hear him saying it.

[Aliska]

LOL! Sometimes going into a store does work, used to be the grocery store, every darn time almost in my younger years, but can't count on it now, but NEVER Hallmark or Blockbuster. Something must be seriously wrong with me :-). Sometimes when I'm out "it" has happened and I didn't want to go to a public restroom, harder to find one now. That isn't fun trying to get home in time.

Probably best not to go on in this vein, pretty tasteless, but it did make me a little curious.

The whole thing is pretty darn sick. It might be a subclass of OCD or something since other instances have been mentioned.

Like I'm sure the court order is going to be effective here, probably the opposite, make him want to do it more. I can't imagine being on the victim end of such a thing. Yuck.

[Redcloak]

These people leave their crap lying around and now they’re surprised that someone added more crap?

[Cyman]

At 19 y/o 6’4” and over 300lbs and living in Madison wanna bet he is currently on a local football team

[GATOR NAVY]

We had a “Phantom Sh*tter” on one of my ships. Left his messages in the middle of passageways, on the mess decks, in boats, all kinds of places. He never got caught.

[fso301]

Oh well, guess someone will have to vote for him

[Sender]

"It weren't me, Sheriff Andy!"