Posted on 01/21/2008 9:49:03 AM PST by redrunner
It was a pretty foul thing that was happening at an apartment building on Schroeder Road.
Every so often, apartment residents at 6769 Schroeder Road would find human feces in their laundry if they left it untended in a basement laundry room. Two people also reported finding feces in their shoes and boots in an apartment hallway.
And residents said they have had to throw out a comforter, baby clothes and other items after feces were found in the washing machines.
But that ended Jan. 13, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday, when Madison police arrested Ronnie A. Ballard, 19, after one woman whose laundry had been soiled chased Ballard back to his apartment in an adjoining building at 6765 Schroeder Road.
Ballard was charged with three counts each of disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property and one count of bail jumping, all misdemeanors. He appeared in court Thursday, where Dane County Court Commissioner Todd Meurer, saying words he never thought he'd say, ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets.
Ballard remains in the Dane County Jail on $1,400 bail.
According to the complaint:
A woman told Madison police Officer Deon Johnson she had problems with someone defecating on clothing she left in the laundry room. On Jan. 13, when she went to check her laundry, she saw Ballard and chased him to his apartment.
Johnson looked in the washer and saw feces and a full load of clothes in the machine.
Johnson went to Ballard's apartment and asked if he had been in the laundry room, but he said he had not. The woman who chased Ballard identified him as the man she chased.
Court records show Ballard faces charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties.
Turd strike and you’re out.
Somehow this is GWB’s fault.
What kind of idiot gets his kicks from this kind of crap?!
just D@#^ ping...
What a load of crap ! This guy should be flushed !
Streets of San Francisco.
Madison, Wis is “Moscow of the Midwest” In true communist manner, he was simply sharing his wealth!
The Phantom S#!++ER strikes ...
More details at “The Crappiest Neighborhood Ever”:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0118081def1.html
Thank goodness they caught “The Phantom $#itt@r”!!
Damn. I was gonna post, but it’s no use - you win!
The guy is best known for his self-defecating sense of humor.
“DOOOOOOTY!”
A resident of the apartment building had been overheard to say that it would be nice if there was a stool in the laundry room.
It’s really gonna hit the fan when he shows up for his court date.
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