No, I didn't know, maybe it is a good thing I don't know everything. The next post from your mentions lewd and lacivious, so you must be right.
Now the urinary function can more easily done on demand imo, like for a specimen if you haven't just gone, but I had no idea some people could have a bm at will. I couldn't. Nature has to kick in.
Really, they ought to do a study on this, take a poll. That would be interesting, but probably not very accurate.
2 ways:
1. Go to Hallmark card shop.
2. Go to Blockbuster Video.
Either one will make an immediate demand.