[calrighty]

April fools?

[reagan_fanatic]

"A neighbour came over shouting, ‘Don’t move that rock. You’ll kill the fairies’.”

Barney Fwank is outraged! Outraged, I tell you!

[theFIRMbss]

>the small colony of fairies believed to live beneath a rock in St Fillans, Perthshire

[stuartcr]

How come people believe in demons, but not fairies?

[Piquaboy]

Those gays are every where, aren't they?

[SouthTexas]

This is just not right, almost as bad as the spotted owl and snail darters.

[Phsstpok]

ya dinna want ta mess with the Bane Sidhe (pronounced "banshee")

They're not "mild wee little folk." When pissed off, like when their homes are threatened, they'll rip your lungs out, Marcus.

Now, if you could borrow the Faerie Flag of the Macleods you might not die, but if a non Macleod were to touch the flag they'd instantly disappear in a nasty explosion.

Say, do you think there's any way we could quick move that rock and drop it somewhere near Osama?

[Fierce Allegiance]

The fairies are no big deal, but you really don't want to piss of the Artesians. They are harder to find, but anyone who puts shovel to earth must be aware of them and their needs, or there will be hell to pay.

[ShadowAce]

Fairies?

[ElkGroveDan]

VILLAGERS who protested that a new housing estate would “harm the fairies” living in their midst have forced a property company to scrap its building plans and start again.

We have the same problem in Sacramento the area between 17th and 29th Streets from J Street down to Capitol Mall. They even have their own little bars and restaurants.

[festus]

I could see this were it a construction project in San Francisco.

There's lots of fairies in the forest there.......

[dighton]

‘Don’t move that rock. You’ll kill the fairies’.

[Mr. Keys]

For some reason, I thought this was going to be about Than Franthithco.

[Pessimist]

Fairies, huh? Wait till they catch on to this here in the US. Its even better than snail darters since you can make up the rules as you go along.

[from occupied ga]

And here I though this was about San Francisco

[azhenfud]

Fairies got in the way of me developing, too.

I'm a victim, a victim - I say! Who do I sue?

[Adder]

Does he have to build a YMCA for 'em?

[D.P.Roberts]

Well, at least they don't believe in something silly, like the spotted owl.

[azhenfud]

"The rock protruded from the centre of a gently shelving field, edged by the steep slopes of Dundurn mountain, where in the sixth century the Celtic missionary St Fillan set up camp and attempted to convert the Picts from the pagan darkness of superstition."

Apparently unsuccessfully, might I add....

[Artemis Webb]

Ya just cannot make up stuff this good !