DFU SONG: Major Tom (Captain Michael Pierce, your men will really give it to you now)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Captain Michael Pierce is a brand new FReeper. He joined the group FReeping Hollywood at the Oscars, and he registered yesterday. Mike is off on his third tour of duty in Iraq. I had the great honor of meeting him at the KABC event in Redondo Beach a few days ago with Sean Hannity, Larry Elder, Mr. KABC, Al Rantel, Doug McIntyre, Kevin James, and Brian Whitman. Captain Mike, this one is for you. Godspeed. May you and all of your men make it home safely.

MIDI - MAJOR TOM

He's back in Iraq...no time for resting
Hollywood's relieved...that he's gone
They could not take much more of his protesting
The stars live of fear
Fear of Captain Pierce...of Captain Pierce

Bad guys who wear sheets have been alerted
Good guys on the way...that's bad news
So many of their posts have been deserted
'Cause they live in fear
Of Captain Pierce...of Captain Pierce

4-3-2-1
Special Forces, fierce and cunning
Chasing scumbags...see them running...home

As heroes risk their lives...fighting terror
They will humbly say, "It's our job"
And 9/11 was...a foolish error
Bad guys live in fear
Fear of Captain Pierce...of Captain Pierce

Grateful people say, "You're all heroes...
You have made us free, please don't leave
The swine who kill our kids, you've turned to zeroes"
Bad guys live in fear
Of Captain Pierce...of Captain Pierce

4-3-2-1
Special Forces, fierce and cunning
Chasing scumbags...see them running...home

When things settle down, mission's accomplished
Then they'll get to see...their families

When that great day comes and they're leaving
Robbins and Sean Penn will go hide
The Hollywood elite will all be grieving
'Cause they live in fear
Fear of Captain Pierce...Captain Pierce

Special Forces, fierce and cunning
Chasing scumbags...see them running

Our soldiers, best in the world
Watch more freedom flags unfurled
Our soldiers, best in the world
Watch more freedom flags unfurled
Our soldiers, best in the world
Watch more freedom flags unfurled

[doug from upland]

Ping

[spinestein]

I LOVE that billboard!

[EGPWS]

Kudos to Mike!

Even David Bowie would honor his service!

[doug from upland]

CAPTAIN MIKE PIERCE, A NEW FREEPER, HEADING BACK TO IRAQ

[Enterprise]

I hope Limbaugh or Hannity's people are lurkin'. I would LOVE to hear someone make a recording of that and be played over the air.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Captain Pierce:

Your Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be a good sport about any teasing you get from the rest of the troops, due to this musical friendly fire--it's the only "friendly fire" that really IS friendly, of course!

We are honored to know you and safer and comforted knowing that you and thousands of other courageous American Liberators are on the FRONT LINES OF FREEDOM.

This post will self-destruct in 15 seconds. Good Luck, Captain. And THANKS for accepting a mission as big as America herself.

FReeper Allegra and ALL other military heroes (honorary FReepers all!) THANK YOU TOO -- Doug clearly wrote this song for you, too, read those words carefully and pass this on. WE LOVE OUR TROOPS.

WOOOHOOOO!


Blurblogger

[doug from upland]

I have a feeling that uncleshag will get the message and you will indeed be hearing this.

[LouD]

Hey Doug:

Nice job on Hannity the other day!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Iraqi Liberation ping for you, Mike! THANKS for your service.

[Enterprise]

May it be so Grand Master D, may it be so.

[doug from upland]

Thanks, I'm glad you were able to hear it, Lou.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[uncleshag]

Enterprise,

Your request will be honored.

Thanks for the ping Doug, great job.!

[doug from upland]

Because Sean met him and brought him on stage, I think we'd have a chance of getting him to play it.

4th line --- "in" fear, not "of" fear........doh

[doug from upland]

This is CPT Pierce. To the FREEPers, keep the faith folks we will do our jobs. That is my promise to you all. Watch our backs back here in the world. Right now we are waiting for transport north. And for obvious reasons I cannot disclose much more than that. Thank you for your kind words and your support. They mean a great deal to my men and myself. I sign this to you folks ... socomofficer. God bless America and all those who understand that freedom comes with a price tag.
236 posted on 03/11/2005 2:32:00 PM PST by Socomofficer

[doug from upland]

RonDog got this email after he got the FReeper thread ---

Here is an e-mail message from Captain Pierce:
Ron,
Thanks for sending me your post. My men are having a great laugh at my expense of course. I would rather have them laughing than crying. I will update you as I can and have time for. Keep the faith.

Sincerely,

Michael Pierce

69 posted on 03/12/2005 8:05:33 AM PST by RonDog

[Diva Betsy Ross]

GMTA!

MAJOR TOM HERE

[uncleshag]

Check on the in/of.

It's a freebee.

No one will be making a dollar off
it, I can't see why he wouldn't.

It's to honor all of the TROOPS doing
the hard work our President described.

Advertisers certainly couldn't complain
about a song honoring the fighting men
and women of the mightiest force on the
face of the Earth. Could they?

[doug from upland]

This MIDI, I think, is the techno Peter Schilling version. Right?