YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......

e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

[Hi Heels]

bookmark....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Better put some ice on that!

[Hi Heels]

ICING. Put some ICING on that....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Icing on an Arkeetexture Model? Are you Nutz?

[Texas Termite]

Uncle TC can babysit me anytime :)

Nana and I loved the pictures. Scary, but some of them could have been taken around where my Nana lives!! LOL

Are you a redneck if your fun is shooting rats out in the log barn at night ... "flashlighting them so you can see them" ? That's what my Uncle G and Uncle Pat do!!

I wouldn't mind cars on my cake next year. Last year I had that stinky fish!!!

Hugs to all of y'all.......

*TT* (& Nana)

[Lx]

Crescent wrench second solution, hang a small one off your key chain along with a P38

LOL, I was using my P38 this morning to tighten a screw on my dad's fridge.

It's so old now that the folding thing that goes into the can is loose and stabs me in my pocket. I'm always afraid the TSA gestapo will take it away.

[dansangel]

Hey! I *resemble* this!

:-)

((((((TC)))))))

[mlmr]

Actually, if this had a camo paint job, it would make an excellent portable deer stand. Just park it at one end of a big field, set the timer on the coffee maker, and wake up to fresh coffee and hunting right out of bed. Might need to install some gun ports in those windows, but how hard is that?


Is this Redneck thinking or what, Folks?

[TexasCowboy]

"Hey! I *resemble* this!"

I do, too, angel!

{{{{HUGS!!}}}}

[Veto!]

I love Denny (Danny?) Crane. Boston Legal is a very smart show, but the addition of Candace Bergen opens the door for lots of politically correct lectures. So beware, the show may go downhill sooner rather than later.

[TexasCowboy]

When I moved out of Houston, Termite, I moved everything in the house in a U-Haul truck.

When I got to the king size mattress, it wouldn't fit so I put it on top of the car.

On the way down I-10 the ropes that were holding it on broke. Searching around in the boxes, I found a couple of pair of panty hose so I tied the mattress on with those.

I would have loved to had a redneck picture of that car going down I-10 with a mattress tied on top of the car with panty hose, and the crotch of each pair flapping in the wind!

[Pagey]

A "Hilarious Americans" BUMP!

[TexasCowboy]

You can tell it's almost spring when the redneck girls start showing off their bellybuttons:

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL!!!

[Vicki]

Glad I haven't had dinner yet. WOW!

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

This is NOT true. So many of us served in the Army in Europe we grew fond of Heineken.

[Texas Termite]

OH my Gosh !!! Words escape me :(

[Between the Lines]

Why are Arkansas and South Carolina the only two states listed under Topics for this thread. And don't give me no answer like: Well, if you have to ask....

Rednecks are everywhere.

[Hi Heels]