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  • Comey On Trump: 'I've Never Seen Him Laugh'

    04/17/2018 9:55:26 AM PDT · by Helicondelta · 63 replies
    thehill.com ^ | April 17, 2018
    Former FBI director James Comey said in a recent interview that he has “never” seen President Trump laugh. Comey made the comment to George Stephanopoulos in a Sunday interview on ABC’s “20/20.” “You notice something else – during that dinner,” Stephanopoulos said to Comey during the interview, according to CNN. “You say the President didn't laugh.” “Yeah, not at all,” the former director responded. “And I was struck by it. So struck by it, it stayed with me, that I've never seen him laugh.” “I’m not a comedian but I occasionally say something that's funny that people chuckle with each...
  • Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye

    04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT · by vannrox · 17 replies
    babylonbee ^ | April 10, 2018 | Mark Zuckerberg
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath. “Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning...
  • Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye

    04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT · by savedbygrace · 26 replies
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath. “Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning...
  • Facebook Staffers Coach Mark Zuckerberg On Humanlike Behavior Ahead Of Congressional Testimony

    04/10/2018 9:52:56 AM PDT · by fishtank · 20 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 4-9-18 | B. Bee
    Facebook Staffers Coach Mark Zuckerberg On Humanlike Behavior Ahead Of Congressional Testimony April 9, 2018 MENLO PARK, CA—According to sources from within Facebook headquarters, interns and staffers at the social network were training Mark Zuckerberg on how to act human ahead of his expected congressional testimony this week.
  • Best Craigslist Ad Evah (Let's take a break Vanity)

    07/18/2017 3:21:58 PM PDT · by Eagles Field · 22 replies
    For sale: one early 80’s Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine and 30″ mowing deck. Bottom line, this beast is a sick ride! In fact, I’d even say it’s the El Camino of yard whips. Just take a look at those sweet ass rims. So dope they look rented. #arethosedubs? Wait, is that a chicken in the background? Damn straight! Because the Craftsman riding lawn mower was considered the barnyard pimp of its day. Get yer yerrd on, fool! Is it fast? Ever heard of old school 3 on the tree? Well, this whip’s got 8...
  • Callers threaten Texas lawmaker who seeks Trump impeachment [Al Green]

    05/21/2017 12:16:51 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 43 replies
    Associated Press ^ | May 20, 2017 11:11 PM EDT
    A black Texas congressman said Saturday that he’s been threatened with lynching by callers infuriated over him seeking impeachment of President Donald Trump. U.S. Rep. Al Green held a town hall meeting and played recordings of several threatening voicemails left at his offices in Houston and Washington, the Houston Chronicle reports . The seven-term Democrat told the crowd of about 100 people that he won’t be deterred. […] One male caller used a racial insult and threatened Green with “hanging from a tree” if he pursues impeachment. Another man left a message saying Green would be the one impeached after...
  • Silly for Sunday

    04/09/2017 4:13:53 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 8 replies
    unknown | 4/9/2017 | self
    ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review l January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later that the other swimmers...
  • Hillary Clinton is Evil! (REMIX) [Vanity]

    03/06/2017 5:41:22 PM PST · by CivilWarBrewing · 7 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 26, 2016 | placeboing
    See video at link.
  • Rape victim says Hillary Clinton 'lied like a dog' (Flashback)

    10/09/2016 9:41:49 AM PDT · by GOPe Means Bend Over Spell Run · 27 replies
    CNN Video regarding Hillary's actions in the 12 year old rape victim case.
  • ALL VOTERS MUST WATCH THIS !! • HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT ?? • Insane Hillary Clinton #trump #imwithher

    08/11/2016 11:29:51 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 27 replies
    You Tube ^ | Published on August 4, 2016
    She's nuts as well as evil.
  • Just thought we needed some fun.

    07/08/2016 3:40:18 PM PDT · by GunHoardingCapitalist · 16 replies
    Youtube | A youtube channel.
    Just thought we all need a good laugh, enjoy. https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs
  • VIRAL VIDEO: ‘Happy Chewbacca Mom’ breaks Facebook record

    05/21/2016 12:57:23 PM PDT · by blueyon · 40 replies
    Wavy10<com ^ | 5/21/16 | kxan
    AUSTIN, TX. (KXAN) – A Texas woman’s Facebook Live video showing her laughing uncontrollably in a Chewbacca mask now has more than 100 million views on the social media
  • Laugh Track: Top 10 Funniest Dem Debate Moments

    01/18/2016 3:41:21 AM PST · by Biggirl · 15 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | January 18, 2016 | Joel B. Pollak
    When Democratic presidential candidates get together to debate, it really is like watching the Mensheviks and the Bolsheviks, as Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) once joked.
  • Epic TV Moment – Michael Weiss: “ISIS Will Laugh At Obama’s Oval Office Speech”…

    12/07/2015 1:59:25 AM PST · by sheikdetailfeather · 21 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | 12-6-2015 | sundance
    When someone can encapsulate the insufferable stupidity of a political presentation, and simultaneously eviscerate political parseltongue it deserves to be watched. Michael Weiss watched President Obama’s oval office speech and then in two and a half minutes thoroughly obliterates it. This is not just deconstructing a position – this is epic obliteration of a opponent’s argument. This is simply must see TV:
  • If 90s Sitcom Laugh Tracks Were Replaced With Hillary Clinton’s Laugh

    06/01/2015 10:25:19 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 37 replies
    Independent Journal Review (IJR) ^ | May 29, 2015 | Colin Chocola
    If you haven’t heard it, Hillary Clinton has a distinct laugh. If her laugh replaced the laugh track in classic 90s sitcoms, it would sound something like this: ...
  • Breaking News: President Obama is about to speak from his working vacation, at Martha's Vineyard

    08/20/2014 10:04:27 AM PDT · by Vendome · 34 replies
    Vanity - sort of | 8/20/2014 | Vendome
    I come into the living room to take the dogs for a walk and the TV is on NBC. All of a sudden Cynthia McFadden comes on the screen and announces "We are awaiting a speech from President Obama, who will speak from a working vacation, at Martha's Vineyard". And I spit out some coffee I had just taken. So I turn the channel to ABC and listen to his speech. Fine speech. Appropriate words and then Stephanopoulos ascribes all kinds of emotion to the speech with excellent superlatives indicating a range of emotions. I don't know but, the whole...
  • 21 Jokes That Only Conservatives Will Find Funny

    05/22/2014 6:11:16 AM PDT · by blueyon · 11 replies
    ijreview.com ^ | 5/20/14 | By Emily Hulsey
    It’s already been a crazy week around here, which means it’s the perfect time to take a break with a few jokes. And they’re all clean! Hope you enjoy: #1 – Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day. #2 - How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation. #3 - Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we! #4 - How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? .........
  • Minnesota Dems Laugh When Asked Why Obamacare Doesn’t Save Families Money

    02/20/2014 2:33:20 PM PST · by Libloather · 14 replies
    Free Beacon ^ | 2/20/14
    **SNIP** “I thought the Affordable Care Act would save $2,500 per family,” a constituent asked. “What happened?” Klobuchar and Walz looked at each other sheepishly, before laughing uncomfortably. Peterson said, “Well I voted ‘no’, so I’ll let these guys handle that,” eliciting laughter and applause from the crowd.
  • Stop Laughing At Us Seniors

    09/10/2013 1:19:57 PM PDT · by knarf · 11 replies
    e-mail | September 10, 2013 | unknown
    Have a laugh ... have a heart .. give us a break ...
  • Geriatric Traffic Jam..some needed humor

    08/25/2013 2:42:47 PM PDT · by Doogle · 11 replies
    Just For Laughs Gags YT ^ | 08/01/13 | Just For Laughs Gags
    Epic Old Man - Traffic Jam Prank Just a moment to relax and prepare for the coming week of BS from DC. Enjoy a laugh.