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  • 21 Jokes That Only Conservatives Will Find Funny

    05/22/2014 6:11:16 AM PDT · by blueyon · 11 replies
    ijreview.com ^ | 5/20/14 | By Emily Hulsey
    It’s already been a crazy week around here, which means it’s the perfect time to take a break with a few jokes. And they’re all clean! Hope you enjoy: #1 – Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day. #2 - How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation. #3 - Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we! #4 - How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? .........
  • Minnesota Dems Laugh When Asked Why Obamacare Doesn’t Save Families Money

    02/20/2014 2:33:20 PM PST · by Libloather · 14 replies
    Free Beacon ^ | 2/20/14
    **SNIP** “I thought the Affordable Care Act would save $2,500 per family,” a constituent asked. “What happened?” Klobuchar and Walz looked at each other sheepishly, before laughing uncomfortably. Peterson said, “Well I voted ‘no’, so I’ll let these guys handle that,” eliciting laughter and applause from the crowd.
  • Stop Laughing At Us Seniors

    09/10/2013 1:19:57 PM PDT · by knarf · 11 replies
    e-mail | September 10, 2013 | unknown
    Have a laugh ... have a heart .. give us a break ...
  • Geriatric Traffic Jam..some needed humor

    08/25/2013 2:42:47 PM PDT · by Doogle · 11 replies
    Just For Laughs Gags YT ^ | 08/01/13 | Just For Laughs Gags
    Epic Old Man - Traffic Jam Prank Just a moment to relax and prepare for the coming week of BS from DC. Enjoy a laugh.
  • On Independence Day, Obama urges Americans to live up to words of Declaration of Independence [LOL!]

    07/04/2013 5:35:41 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 58 replies
    Obama is urging Americans on the Fourth of July to live up to the words of the Declaration of Independence by securing liberty and opportunity for their own children as well as for future generations. In his weekly radio and online address, Obama commemorates the Fourth of July by looking back at the day in 1776 that a small band of patriots declared those in the American colonies “a people created equal” —free to think and worship and live as they please. Obama says their declaration was “heard around the world.”
  • Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama: the queens of Washington [barf, laugh, roll your eyes]

    10/29/2012 11:28:58 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 14 replies
    Telegraph - UK ^ | October 29, 2012 | Zoe Brennan
    Michelle Obama is the most popular woman in America, and Hillary Clinton’s standing has never been higher. So with the Democrats’ lead among female voters beginning to falter, should the party be exploiting its two greatest assets [?]Her long hair drawn back into a soignée French knot, the Secretary of State is tackling questions on Libya at the State Department in Washington DC. Dressed in a sharp navy suit, she speaks with authority, displaying an absolute command of the facts. At 65 – it was her birthday on Friday – Hillary Rodham Clinton is a woman on the crest of...
  • This Is the Alleged ‘Obama Kenyan Birth Video’ That’s Making the Rounds on the Internet…

    10/26/2012 4:28:27 PM PDT · by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis · 61 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 10-26-12
    So, an “anonymous source” has sent Vice magazine a one-minute video that purports to be home footage of President Barack Obama’s birth in a Kenyan hospital. Titled, “Obama Sr filmimg his sons birth in Kenya” [sic], the camera conspicuously focuses on “Ann Dunham’s” hospital chart and a Kenyan flag sticker before panning to a woman seemingly in labor. A suspiciously large (for a newborn) baby is then pulled from a tangle of sheets and the umbilical cord is cut. The woman cuddles the baby while the nurse and doctor applaud and the Aug. 4, 1961 date flashes.
  • Is it time to simply outlaw marriage and just start over with something more fair and equal?

    08/08/2012 7:15:08 AM PDT · by sickoflibs · 37 replies
    sol brainstorm | 8/8/2012 | sickoflibs
    Now that we have a president who was brave enough to stand up for marriage equality (same-sex marriage) we have turned the corner. Being the first (half) African-American President he understands oppression first hand from his years at Harvard Law (he read all about it there) and so he empathizes with the Lesbian-Gay-Bisexual-Transvestite (LGBT ) community and he has taken a bold, brave and historic stand for them in this election year. But I think his actions have not gone far enough. Marriage itself is a primitive tribalistic ritual created by men to dominate women and more-so to make LGBTs,...
  • Did you hear the one about the dumb jock...

    04/30/2012 11:32:38 AM PDT · by Morgana · 6 replies
    Neal Boortz ^ | 4/30/2012 | Neal Boortz
    And the dumb jock in this case is one Caleb King. He’s a Minnesota Viking – though I suspect not for much longer. Caleb King was also a Georgia Bulldog .. but he was declared academically ineligible his senior year and booked out. He wasn’t drafted, but did manage to get hired by the Vikings, though he didn’t play so much as one down last season. Anyway … I’ll let you read the story for yourself. Here’s your link. Wait until you get to the part where King says “I was just talking to him and he fell down.” Go...
  • Gingrich on Romney Debating the President: ‘Obama is Going to Laugh at Him’

    Former speaker of the House Newt Gingrich drew a clear distinction between himself and his rivals, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum, and insisted in an interview with me today that he’s the best conservative candidate to beat President Obama. He also fought back against the idea that he’s dividing up the conservative vote. “I think as people look at his record and then imagine him debating Obama, Obama is going to laugh at him,” Gingrich said on “GMA.” “We have to look at what kind of a choice do we want for the country.”
  • Help/Idea (anti-bama)I had a scary revelation)

    11/17/2011 8:17:22 AM PST · by thesaleboat · 1 replies
    My Mind | 17 Nov 2011 | TheSaleBoat
    List of Obama's promises/what he says he wants vs what he does to prevent it) Last night, I was just relaxing after I got home from work, and I realize obama is almost always smiling and laughing when he is talking. I may have realized why. Example, "I want boots on the ground jobs created now." *Smiling at the applause and thinking to himself, how freaking stupid are you all, I'm doing everything I can to prevent this from happening, including ensuring the XL Pipeline will not begin until after next years elections. * Here is what I want, a...
  • Jon Stewart shows Rick Perry no mercy (It's a funny bit!)

    11/12/2011 10:06:20 AM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 43 replies
    Examiner ^ | November 12, 2011 | Scott Paulson
    Jon Stewart did another routine which degraded the GOP presidential candidates on his Comedy Central television program – The Daily Show - after Texas Governor Rick Perry’s highly-profiled guffaw during a debate on Wednesday night. One-by-one, Stewart stated how unlikely he believes it is that any of the GOP candidates has a chance of taking the White House in 2012. Click here
  • Read Demands of 'Occupy Wall Street'... And Try Not to Laugh

    10/04/2011 11:50:28 AM PDT · by chuckee · 54 replies
    Fox Nation ^ | October 4, 2011
    The "Occupy Wall Street" protesters have listed 13 proposed demands from their website. Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr. Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this...
  • Just for fun: an Oprah parody for the ages

    05/25/2011 11:36:47 AM PDT · by patriot453 · 6 replies · 1+ views
    In honor of Oprah's final show. Actress and comedienne Debra Wilson delivers an absolutely spectacular performance. Courtesy MADtv. This episode originally aired in the spring of 2003. Enjoy!
  • Photo of What's His Name

    05/08/2011 7:21:30 AM PDT · by chatter4 · 4 replies
    Youtube ^ | May 8, 2011 | Chatter4
    Video. Until the real photos are released, we'll just have to get by with what we've got. Thanks to the efforts initiated by President George W. Bush, our intelligence services, and greatest Military to have ever graced this Earth... What's his name is no more.
  • April Fool Pranks

    04/01/2011 11:38:01 AM PDT · by Young Werther · 12 replies
    April Foo Zone ^ | April 2, 2011 | April May
    Toilet Trouble Put a piece of bubblewrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits, they are surprised by a loud POP! Submitted by Junebug
  • Joe Biden, Bill Keating share ‘laugh’ (To GOPers: ‘Forgive me if I laugh in your face.’)

    11/02/2010 11:44:22 AM PDT · by Libloather · 7 replies
    Boston Herald ^ | 10/31/10 | Jessica Fargen
    Joe Biden, Bill Keating share ‘laugh’By Jessica Fargen Sunday, October 31, 2010 - Updated 2 days ago A star lineup of Dems led by Vice President Joseph Biden yesterday hit Quincy to make a last-ditch pitch for the open 10th Congressional District seat. “Get up, folks. Get up and go out and get these folks to vote. Do not take this lightly,” a vehement Biden urged a crowd of several hundred at a rally for Norfolk District Attorney William R. Keating, who is running in a close race against Republican Jeff Perry. The campaign stump in Quincy comes as prominent...
  • The funniest things I have ever found on the internet- Please post yours as well!

    11/12/2009 3:21:14 PM PST · by jiveturkay · 225 replies · 8,422+ views
    Youtube
    I realize we're in the middle of a depression, and we have a socialist as a president- but that's no excuse not to have a sense of humor. Here are a collection of some of the funniest videos/sites I've ever found on the internet- please post your own and let's all have a good laugh.
  • Laugh A Little To Help Protect Heart, Lower Blood Pressure

    05/31/2009 1:10:28 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 9 replies · 647+ views
    medicalnewstoday. ^ | 31 May 2009
    Laughter is not only an effective stress-reliever, but can be heart-healthy, according to research presented at the American College of Sports Medicine's 56th Annual Meeting in Seattle. Two separate studies examined the role of a good laugh as it relates to health. One of the studies took an inverted approach to previous research on the harmful cardiovascular tolls of stress and negative mood. A small group of healthy adults were instructed to watch either a comedy or documentary film, and were monitored for carotid artery activity during the films. Subjects who watched the comedy benefited from improved "arterial compliance," the...
  • Obama the Pee Wee!

    04/17/2009 7:57:26 AM PDT · by SeattleBruce · 4 replies · 437+ views
    Breitbart ^ | 4/16/2009 | Steven Crowder
    What do you get when you combine a spineless president and a cabinet of cronies with some 80’s pop culture references? … Well it pretty much turns out like this...With that being said, Paul Reubens’ movie theater monkey-business pales in comparison to the fiasco that is the Obama presidency. So Pee Wee had a few laughs at the local Cineplex… At least he isn’t screwing up the country.
  • Laugh Factory Owner's Stimulus-Sponsored Comedy Tour No Joke [$700,000]

    04/05/2009 5:37:30 AM PDT · by Son House · 9 replies · 508+ views
    FOXNEWS ^ | April 04, 2009 | FOXNEWS
    That's right, Jamie Masada wants government stimulus funds to launch a nationwide comedy tour. And he’s not joking. “We thought if we could get 1/10,000th of 1 percent of the bailout money, we could get comics on buses, tour the country, do free shows and feed the people who come,” Masada said. Masada wants to take 200,000 signatures from the Laugh Factory’s online petition to Washington, DC so he can make his case to President Obama and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. So far, he says they have about 10,000 signatures. “I have already spoken with Paul Rodriguez, Dave Chappelle, Dom...
  • How Obama Got Elected...Interviews With Obama Voters (Video)

    11/19/2008 9:48:02 AM PST · by Free Descendant · 34 replies · 893+ views
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8
  • Former DNC Chair Don Fowler Thinks It’s Funny That A Hurricane May Hit New Orleans

    08/30/2008 12:07:37 PM PDT · by Bill Dupray · 24 replies · 85+ views
    The Patriot Room ^ | August 30, 2008 | Bill Dupray
    Absentee over at Red State was on a plane returning from the Convention in Denver and was seated behind the former DNC chairman Don Fowler and Rep. Congressman John Spratt (D-SC). They were talking about Gustav possibly making landfall in New Orleans as the curtain goes up at the GOP Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul. Apparently that’s a frickin’ riot.
  • Obama Stumbles in Minnesota, orders 'stack of pancakes to go'

    08/10/2008 12:28:20 AM PDT · by F15Eagle · 36 replies · 265+ views
    Fox News ^ | 8/9/2008 | Fox News
    http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=videolandingpage&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=3012960&referralPlaylistId=playlist
  • Want Obama in a punch line? First, find a joke

    07/14/2008 10:44:38 PM PDT · by giotto · 37 replies · 189+ views
    The International Herald Tribune ^ | Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Bill Carter
    What's so funny about Barack Obama? Apparently not very much, at least not yet. On Monday, The New Yorker magazine tried dipping its toe into broad satire involving Senator Obama with a cover image depicting the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and his wife, Michelle, as fist-bumping, flag-burning, bin Laden-loving terrorists in the Oval Office. The response from both Democrats and Republicans was explosive. Comedy has been no easier for the phalanx of late-night television hosts who depend on skewering political leaders for a healthy quotient of their nightly monologues. Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien and others have delivered a...
  • America ships electronic waste overseas

    11/18/2007 8:22:47 PM PST · by monkeycard · 18 replies · 87+ views
    Associated Press ^ | Nov 18, 2007 | TERENCE CHEA
    SAN FRANCISCO - Most Americans think they're helping the earth when they recycle their old computers, televisions and cell phones. But chances are they're contributing to a global trade in electronic trash that endangers workers and pollutes the environment overseas. While there are no precise figures, activists estimate that 50 to 80 percent of the 300,000 to 400,000 tons of electronics collected for recycling in the U.S. each year ends up overseas. Workers in countries such as China, India and Nigeria then use hammers, gas burners and their bare hands to extract metals, glass and other recyclables, exposing themselves and...
  • Men (Islamists) Behind Madrid Bombs Laugh In Court (Killed 191)

    11/01/2007 3:30:30 PM PDT · by blam · 21 replies · 97+ views
    Men behind Madrid bombs laugh in court By Fiona Govan in Madrid Last Updated: 2:33am GMT 01/11/2007 A Spanish court yesterday convicted three men of murder over the Madrid train bombings that killed 191 passengers. The three received symbolic sentences of more than 40,000 years each but under Spanish law they will serve a maximum of 40 years. Two Moroccans, Jamal Zougam, 33, and Otman el Gnaoui, 32, were convicted of carrying out the attacks on four commuter trains. A Spaniard, Jose Emilio Suarez Trashorras, 30, was found guilty of supplying the explosives. Eighteen other people were convicted of lesser...
  • Hillary clip on Fox News (The Witch Laughs!)

    09/23/2007 8:02:17 AM PDT · by ImaGraftedBranch · 56 replies · 700+ views
    Fox News Sunday
    She sounds like a witch, on the clip of Chris Wallace that just came on a few minutes ago. SOMEBODY needs to find the video and make an audio file of that laugh. It was just like Ursula.
  • Funniest Laugh Ever

    01/28/2007 9:26:54 AM PST · by DouglasKC · 38 replies · 1,716+ views
    Break.com ^ | 01/28/07 | Who knows
    Four times I've watched this video and it makes my sides hurt every time. It's a home video from a show at the Comedy Barn in Pigeon Forge, but the real laughs come not from the skit, but from the participants. Nice clean fun. Link: Funniest Video Ever
  • Hospice Helps Dying Man Lose His Virginity

    01/27/2007 9:04:27 AM PST · by do the dhue · 419 replies · 7,885+ views
    telegraph UK ^ | Saturday, January 27, 2007 | Stewart Payne
    A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies. Sister Frances Dominica gave her support to 22-year-old Nick Wallis, who was born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Sufferers usually die by their thirties. Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier. He told...
  • Media Says Withdrawing Troops Would Be a Disaster, Belatedly Endorses Bush -

    11/25/2006 7:08:59 PM PST · by UnklGene · 40 replies · 1,561+ views
    BongoNews ^ | November 25, 2006 | Emma Dubin
    Media Says Withdrawing Troops Would Be a Disaster, Belatedly Endorses Bush - NEW YORK — The news media has changed its tune since the election and now agrees that withdrawing U.S. troops before the Iraq is stabilized would be a disaster. As a result, the media has belatedly endorsed George Bush and called for a new vote for the House and Congress. “How can you run an effective strategy for the war with a divided government?” asked Seymour Hersh, a previous critic of the Bush Administration and the Iraq war in a series of articles published in the New Yorker....
  • Telemarketing Email - Funniest Ever!!

    11/17/2006 6:31:20 AM PST · by dcnd9 · 19 replies · 1,684+ views
    11/17/06 | Email
    Telemarketers Revenge http://springtreedigital.com/mp3/
  • Chelsea Clinton runs into voting problems

    11/07/2006 3:29:14 PM PST · by rocksblues · 65 replies · 2,294+ views
    CNN ^ | Tuesday, November 07, 2006 | unknown
    NEW YORK (CNN) -- A famous political name does not guarantee hassle-free voting, as former "first daughter" Chelsea Clinton discovered Tuesday. She turned up shortly after 6 a.m. at her polling site on West 20th Street -- in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan -- only to be told her name was not in the voter registration books there, a voting official said. It turned out the registration book for her district had been mistakenly sent to the wrong location, said New York City Board of Elections Executive Director John Ravitz. She filed an affidavit vote -- a paper ballot that...
  • Humor in 60 seconds

    05/15/2006 11:18:41 AM PDT · by Dr. Xanax · 12 replies · 454+ views
    15 May 2006 | Dr. Xanax
    What is the purpose of Humor or Laughter ? It is very difficult to define humour or how it functions. First of all you need wit (cognitive experience) for good humour, then amusement/irony (emotional experience) and laughter (physiological experience). Laughter is often linked to humor, however, you will find that nervousness, tickling etc. does not have much to do with humor. The opposite holds also true where you have an instance of Humor without laughter. This may be because of social context or just the mood the “receiver” can be in. An example of such an instance can be when...
  • Sunday morning laugh - silly video

    04/23/2006 4:50:44 AM PDT · by Caipirabob · 12 replies · 1,060+ views
    YouTube ^ | Unknown
    This is work safe. My bro sent me this. It's a video of a show in Brasil. The theme here is that they are by a reputedly "haunted" graveyard late at night. The host has decided to place a robotic skeleton on a moped with a speaker, then drive it by unwary pedestrians. Enjoy! Graveyard driveby
  • It's a lot of laughs in the park for this club (LAUGHTER YOGA!)

    04/06/2006 5:36:26 AM PDT · by CarrotAndStick · 3 replies · 271+ views
    Hamilton Spectator ^ | John Lancaster
    In grainy half-light just after 6 a.m., a few dozen men and women gather in a small park, greeting one another beneath a canopy of flowering trees. Ranging in age from 40 to 80, they clap, form a circle -- and unleash a gale of uproarious laughter. "Ho ho. Ha ha ha. Ho ho," they guffaw, sides heaving and heads thrown back to the sky. "Ho ho. Ha ha ha. Ho ho." A passing jogger doesn't give them a second glance. They're the regulars from the Mini Forest Laughter Club, commencing their daily ritual of smiles, giggles, chortles and belly...
  • The ***OFFICIAL*** Friday/Saturday Night Singles' Thread St Pats Day (March 17th and 18th)

    03/17/2006 3:29:10 PM PST · by DollyCali · 1,350 replies · 6,085+ views
    all we WONDERFUL singles folk! | 17 March 2006 | DollyCali
    Find a partner or grab your favorite beverage & listen to some Irish tunes .A couple of wave files - full-length, lilting, Irish melodies - they are so beautiful! I hope you can open them, or "save target as" to your hard drive and listen to them later. "My Wild Irish Rose" ~ John Gary "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen" ~ John Gary MIDIS "Irish Lullabye" "The Last Rose of Summer" "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen" "Danny Boy" Why Saint Patrick's Day? Saint Patrick's Day has come to be associated with everything...
  • Mayor Nagin ‘Disgusted’ by 2nd Katrina Video

    03/02/2006 2:37:08 PM PST · by NYTexan · 49 replies · 1,932+ views
    scrappleface.com ^ | 2006-03-02 | Scott Ott
    Just hours after the Associated Press (AP) ‘shocked‘ New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin yesterday by showing him video of a FEMA briefing during Hurricane Katrina in which government officials speculate about the impact of the expected Category 5 storm, the AP has shown the mayor a second “alarming and disgusting” video. The first video shows President George Bush, Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff and then-FEMA Director Michael Brown, among others, dealing with how to respond to the developing disaster, and what to make of inconsistent reports from New Orleans about the condition of the Lake Pontchatrain levees. The second video,...
  • Four Laughing Babies

    02/24/2006 12:15:07 AM PST · by Dallas59 · 5 replies · 1,389+ views
    Zippy Videos ^ | 2/23/2006 | AFV?
    This made my day... Clicky here for Laughing Babies
  • A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....02-08-06....Fun with Photos and a Computer!

    02/08/2006 4:39:04 AM PST · by DollyCali · 374 replies · 30,839+ views
    DollyCali | February 8, 2006 | dollycali;
    A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day Free Republic made its debut in September, 1996, and the forum was added in early 1997.   Over 100,000 people have registered for posting privileges on Free Republic, and the forum is read daily by tens of thousands of concerned citizens and patriots from all around the country and the world. A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in...
  • Brokeback to the Future (LOL)

    02/03/2006 3:24:33 PM PST · by Ultra Sonic 007 · 15 replies · 546+ views
    It's safe for children folks. Although I will say that if Hollywood goes with this idea, they are eternally screwed. Let's hope the next BTTF movie isn't like this. :O
  • The ***OFFICIAL*** Friday/Saturday Night Singles' ThreadJan. 21 & Jan. 22

    01/20/2006 6:06:04 PM PST · by DollyCali · 991 replies · 6,656+ views
    All of us SUPER SINGLES | January 20, 2006 | dollycali;
    Welcome to the Weekend Singles Thread Hi all.. I am going to start with just a few comments & a few graphics (begging for a caption). If you are home (bummer) and not out on a date tonight.. Please join us. Get acquainted. Be willing to stretch yourself & learn, love & smile. We aren‘t “hitting “ on each other. We are being friends. Friends help, love & make allowances. Ages/looks/weight etc are not important for our discussion. They are not you. YOU are the essence of your dreams, spirit & soul. Share a little with us tonight? Starting...
  • Sounds of Dog's 'Laugh' Calms Other Pooches

    12/05/2005 7:21:39 AM PST · by ckilmer · 34 replies · 1,005+ views
    abcnews ^ | Dec. 4, 2005
    Sounds of Dog's 'Laugh' Calms Other Pooches Researchers: Canine Laugh Is Long Loud Panting Sound Dec. 4, 2005 — - Researchers at the Spokane County Regional Animal Protection Service in Washington state say sometimes a bark is just a bark -- but a long, loud panting sound has real meaning. They say the long, loud pant is the sound of a dog laughing, and it has a direct impact on the behavior of other dogs. "What we found is that it had a calming or soothing effect on the dogs," said Patricia Simonet, an animal behaviorist in Spokane who has...
  • V A N I T Y -HUMOR-Things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is taking their sweet time:

    10/13/2005 7:46:27 AM PDT · by StJulian Perlmutter · 140 replies · 2,679+ views
    Forwarded email | Today | A truely whacked mind
      1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.    7. Set up a...
  • Karl Rove: Send Lawyers, Guns and Money

    10/11/2005 5:11:47 PM PDT · by writer33 · 113 replies · 2,854+ views
    The National Ledger ^ | 10/10/2005 | Chris Davis
    Washington—Karl Rove, forced to testify a fourth time before the grand jury, wants Americans to send lawyers, guns and money in an attempt to save him from the impending grand jury indictment. The reason Rove is required to testify a fourth time is to explain the discrepancy between Time reporter Matthew Cooper and his own grand jury testimony. Apparently, the excrement has hit the fan, and Rove is in hot water with prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald. Special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald’s two-year-old investigation was initiated to determine whether officials Bush’s administration violated a 1982 law designed to protect the identity of covert...
  • In a 5-4 ruling last week, the justices of the Supreme Court determined...

    06/28/2005 9:26:29 PM PDT · by SonOfTheRepublic · 14 replies · 551+ views
    6-28-2005 | Son Of The Republic
    Supreme court justices give their okie dokie to commercial land developers to sieze their homes and property and turn them into sprawling malls and bus stops.
  • It’s no joke: Even animals ‘laugh’

    04/01/2005 11:33:03 AM PST · by CatAtomic · 59 replies · 2,669+ views
    MSNBC ^ | 11-31-05 | Robert Roy Britt
    It’s no joke: Even animals ‘laugh’ Expert says dogs pant and rats chirp to express mirth David Bolton / Morguefile.com Scientists suspect that the panting behavior exhibited by dogs during "play chasing" is an analog for human laughter. Studies by various groups suggest monkeys, dogs and even rats love a good laugh. People, meanwhile, have been laughing since before they could talk. "Indeed, neural circuits for laughter exist in very ancient regions of the brain, and ancestral forms of play and laughter existed in other animals eons before we humans came along with our 'ha-ha-has' and verbal repartee," says Jaak...
  • Steven Wright Quotes

    03/24/2005 5:38:51 AM PST · by COUNTrecount · 26 replies · 1,156+ views
    March 24, 2005 | Email
    Steven Wright Quotes 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A fool and his money are soon partying. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid...
  • YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......

    01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST · by TexasCowboy · 372 replies · 18,070+ views
    e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME
  • Fun Things to Say to Liberals Now the Election Is Over

    11/27/2004 7:50:19 PM PST · by vanburen · 59 replies · 4,254+ views
    1. Your papers, please. 2. If you idiots ever shut up, I'd have nothing to laugh at! 3. Who cares if Old Europe would’ve voted for Kerry? We protect old Europe. The children don’t tell the grownups when they want to go to bed. 4. Thank God for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.