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To: mattdono

For lovers of bad jokes re: Irish

Q1: Why did God invent whiskey?
A1: So the Irish wouldn't rule the world?

Q2: Who is Irish and stays out all night?
A2: Pati O'Furniture.

Q3: Name two gay Irishmen.
A3: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Q4: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A4: One less drunk Irishman.

27 posted on 08/06/2004 9:30:11 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (Kerry: Dukakis Lite)

To: Lawgvr1955

hehe, heres to Ireland! God's failed attempt at another Scotland. :)

28 posted on 08/06/2004 9:32:03 PM PDT by MacDorcha

To: Lawgvr1955

Q4: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A4: One less drunk Irishman.

Actually it's one more sober Irishman

30 posted on 08/06/2004 9:38:06 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("Despise not the jester. Often he is the only one speaking the truth")

To: Lawgvr1955

Q1: Why did God invent whiskey?
A1: So the Irish wouldn't rule the world

Q1:Why did God send the potato famine?
A1:So America would.

36 posted on 08/06/2004 9:59:14 PM PDT by Salamander (Sal O'Mander)

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