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hehe, heres to Ireland! God's failed attempt at another Scotland. :)

28 posted on 08/06/2004 9:32:03 PM PDT by MacDorcha

hehe, heres to Ireland! God's failed attempt at another Scotland. :)

You mean, Ireland - a nation of Scots without locks on their wallets?

32 posted on 08/06/2004 9:47:05 PM PDT by Happygal ('No one works harder for his money than the man who marries it.')

To: MacDorcha; Oztrich Boy

Sean (talking to Michael in an Irish pub): Have you heard of the new bar in town?
Michael: No, I can't say that I have.
Sean: Aye, you go in and they have the coldest beer for free!
Michael: Do tell me more.
Sean: And if you have your fill of beer, ye can have all the free whiskey your heart desires.
Michael: No!
Sean: And if you get hungry they give you the finest free dinner!
Michael: It sounds much to good to be true!
Sean: And once you've eaten, they even have a place in back where you can have sex all night, each night!!
Michael: Praise be!! How many times have you been there?
Sean: Oh, I've never been there. Me sister was telling me all about it.

38 posted on 08/06/2004 10:01:31 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (Kerry: Dukakis Lite)

check out where the scots came from. hint: it begins with an "I"

40 posted on 08/06/2004 10:07:37 PM PDT by drhogan

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